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kaen ([info]kaen) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2010-02-13 14:59:00


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ReadWriteWeb is a blog hosting articles about various internet products and trends, including social networking sites. On Wednesday they posted a short article about Facebook partnering with AOL.

Right now you're probably thinking the wank is something about the partnership. That wouldn't be nearly as funny as what actually ends up happening.

The first comment, while not wankish in itself, is a sign of things to come: "Ok If I have to I will comment,I love facebook so right now just want to log in if thats ok with you..lol Keep up the good work..."

Soon the comments start flooding in from people thinking that they're on Facebook and demanding to be allowed to log in, many jumping straight to rage against this new "redesign" such as this woman: "I am going to delete my account (IF I CAN EVER LOG IN) as this SUCKS BIG TIME ! If this does not get back to NORMAL you are going to lose a lot of folks who hate this and as you can see from all the comments they think it sucks too !!! facebook was great for connecting with old friends ...now, NOT SO MUCH. SO HOW DO I LOG IN ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

By page three people are wondering if the blog is being trolled, but one of the site maintainers has found the problem! Looking at their traffic stats, she's discovered that they're suddenly getting hits from a bunch of people searching Google for "facebook login". Yes, they're suddenly being flooded by people who don't know how to get to Facebook without searching Google for it. And the article was steadily creeping up the results list all day.

Around this time a big bold paragraph is added to the article informing people that the site is not Facebook, and providing anyone who needs them with links to get there and a suggestion to bookmark the real Facebook login page.

This doesn't help. And, though most people following the thread are amused by what's going on, at the same time the other side of the wank is forming; people who are getting increasing annoyed at the Facebook commenters for ignoring all the people telling them they're not at Facebook, for instance "Wow!

I mean just WOW!
.... are people really this f**king stupid, and they rely so blindly on whatever the first link google throws up.

This is NOT facebook you clowns. How god damn retarded are you."

Three days, 27 pages later, and a smattering of news articles later and it's still going on, but at this point the people trying to get to Facebook have tapered off and it's just the people frothing at the mouth about them left.



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[info]beachlass
2010-02-14 03:11 am UTC (link)
Words fail.

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[info]miss_eponine
2010-02-14 03:26 am UTC (link)
I love this thing so much. It's just wonderful.

I am a reference librarian in a public library, and until I started working there I had no clue how computer illiterate the general public was. Now nothing surprises me. It's ridiculous how ignorant some people are when it comes to the computer and the internet.

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(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2010-02-14 04:06 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2010-02-14 06:14 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2010-02-14 03:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-14 08:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2010-02-16 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamnotyourmuse, 2010-02-16 06:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentreeisle, 2010-02-16 08:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2010-02-14 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-14 09:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_eponine, 2010-02-14 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2010-02-15 08:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rosalita, 2010-02-14 02:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]witty, 2010-02-14 03:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]youngcurmudgeon, 2010-02-14 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2010-02-14 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-14 09:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2010-02-14 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]miss_eponine, 2010-02-14 10:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tachikoma01, 2010-02-15 08:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]anonyrat, 2010-03-01 07:44 pm UTC

[info]missdaisy
2010-02-14 03:32 am UTC (link)
It's like evolution is backpedaling.

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(no subject) - [info]mcity, 2010-02-15 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2010-02-15 07:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]meagenimage, 2010-02-15 06:31 pm UTC

[info]herongale
2010-02-14 03:34 am UTC (link)
My favourite comment so far:

When I tried to log in to Facebook, I found the comforting chatter of my online friends was replaced by a collection of thoughtful online essays that carefully source their claims, that has an easily-accessible archive that offers a long-term view of a subject, and that is written by authors have expertise and a high professional profile. There are few references to Farmville here.

What happened?

And could the good people at ReadWriteWeb please arrange for the same thing to happen to Twitter next?
(- Dennis G. Jerz)

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(no subject) - [info]darksumomo, 2010-02-15 07:57 am UTC

[info]snarkhunter
2010-02-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
Now THIS is what OTF_wank is for. :D

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[info]sneer
2010-02-14 03:50 am UTC (link)
It's beautiful and horrible all at the same time.

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[info]feenix
2010-02-14 04:10 am UTC (link)
i just...what

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[info]lady_ganesh
2010-02-14 04:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, my god, this is BEAUTIFUL.

What have they done now. It's not simple enough for me to figure out.

WELL NO SHIT.

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[info]re_weird
2010-02-14 05:22 am UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2010-02-14 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]re_weird, 2010-02-14 08:37 pm UTC

[info]overlord_mordax
2010-02-14 05:22 am UTC (link)
I knew people were stupid, but wow.

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[info]coffeebun
2010-02-14 05:23 am UTC (link)

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[info]platedlizard
2010-02-14 05:32 am UTC (link)
I don't even

Oh my fucking god, this is still going on? Hahaha

I need to become a Nigerian scammer.


You and me both, Sister.

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(no subject) - [info]dragonfangirl, 2010-02-14 05:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lil_miss_stfu, 2010-02-14 09:42 am UTC

[info]sisterelwood
2010-02-14 05:32 am UTC (link)
I- What- Who-

I weep for the future of the human race.

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[info]darkecology
2010-02-14 05:52 am UTC (link)
I wish I could be surprised.

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(no subject) - tetradecimal, 2010-02-15 11:59 pm UTC

[info]plazmah
2010-02-14 06:41 am UTC (link)
I watched this unfold in real time for 9 pages before my head exploded from the sheer internet illiteracy of it all. Mind-boggingly astounding.

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[info]demonoflight
2010-02-14 06:46 am UTC (link)

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[info]tangentialone
2010-02-14 08:42 am UTC (link)
Best post ever.

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[info]laerwen
2010-02-14 10:39 am UTC (link)
Comment after comment of WHY CAN'T I GET IN OMG LET ME INTO FACEBOOK I NEED TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH MY FRENDZ AAAHHH

Helpless laughter. I drink the tears of the computer illiterate, lmao.

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[info]katemonkey
2010-02-14 11:09 am UTC (link)
Oh, man, if you only knew...

When we redesigned the website for work, we discovered that a large amount of staff members (including Senior Directors) went to the website by going to Google, typing in the company name and choosing the first result.

The browser would automatically load up the intranet (which had a link to the website on the front page), so they actually had to ignore that first page, type in google.com, then type in the three-letter name of the company.

MY FACEPALM KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

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(no subject) - [info]mooncalf, 2010-02-14 11:55 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]laerwen, 2010-02-14 01:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eleutheria, 2010-02-14 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]laerwen, 2010-02-15 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kookaburra, 2010-02-15 03:43 am UTC
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[info]drakyndra
2010-02-14 11:34 am UTC (link)
My God, it's full of stupid.

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[info]midnight_hawk
2010-02-14 11:46 am UTC (link)
Guys why can't I log in with my livejournal account?

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(no subject) - [info]bienegold, 2010-02-14 02:14 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]jkefka, 2010-02-14 03:39 pm UTC
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[info]miss_padfoot
2010-02-14 12:50 pm UTC (link)

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[info]nifflet
2010-02-14 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Aw, bless. This reminds me of when my mother was learning to use the computer because she needed an e-mail address for work. I'd be sitting downstairs watching T.V. and all of the sudden she'd start yelling like the damn thing was attacking her. I'd run upstairs expecting to see a smoky ruin...and it turned out that Java was trying to update. Or she'd gotten a 404 message.

At least she doesn't type with two fingers any more.

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(no subject) - [info]queencallipygos, 2010-02-14 04:19 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]taktuk, 2010-02-15 12:15 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]beejium, 2010-02-15 03:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2010-02-15 12:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]perletwo, 2010-02-17 06:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2010-02-15 12:23 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mastervex, 2010-02-17 11:38 pm UTC

[info]tale
2010-02-14 03:33 pm UTC (link)
My first time in front of a pc, I started to play around with it. Until I accidentally did something and it said it was going to shut down. I panicked because I thought it was going to explode and the nice lady in charge was speaking stuff about the pc and I hadn't been paying attention.

...but hey I was seven! The sad thing is today I had to help my relatives set up email accounts because they didn't know how.

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(no subject) - [info]varethane, 2010-02-14 10:21 pm UTC
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[info]microclimate
2010-02-14 03:41 pm UTC (link)
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

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