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kaen ([info]kaen) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2010-02-13 14:59:00


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ReadWriteWeb is a blog hosting articles about various internet products and trends, including social networking sites. On Wednesday they posted a short article about Facebook partnering with AOL.

Right now you're probably thinking the wank is something about the partnership. That wouldn't be nearly as funny as what actually ends up happening.

The first comment, while not wankish in itself, is a sign of things to come: "Ok If I have to I will comment,I love facebook so right now just want to log in if thats ok with you..lol Keep up the good work..."

Soon the comments start flooding in from people thinking that they're on Facebook and demanding to be allowed to log in, many jumping straight to rage against this new "redesign" such as this woman: "I am going to delete my account (IF I CAN EVER LOG IN) as this SUCKS BIG TIME ! If this does not get back to NORMAL you are going to lose a lot of folks who hate this and as you can see from all the comments they think it sucks too !!! facebook was great for connecting with old friends ...now, NOT SO MUCH. SO HOW DO I LOG IN ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

By page three people are wondering if the blog is being trolled, but one of the site maintainers has found the problem! Looking at their traffic stats, she's discovered that they're suddenly getting hits from a bunch of people searching Google for "facebook login". Yes, they're suddenly being flooded by people who don't know how to get to Facebook without searching Google for it. And the article was steadily creeping up the results list all day.

Around this time a big bold paragraph is added to the article informing people that the site is not Facebook, and providing anyone who needs them with links to get there and a suggestion to bookmark the real Facebook login page.

This doesn't help. And, though most people following the thread are amused by what's going on, at the same time the other side of the wank is forming; people who are getting increasing annoyed at the Facebook commenters for ignoring all the people telling them they're not at Facebook, for instance "Wow!

I mean just WOW!
.... are people really this f**king stupid, and they rely so blindly on whatever the first link google throws up.

This is NOT facebook you clowns. How god damn retarded are you."

Three days, 27 pages later, and a smattering of news articles later and it's still going on, but at this point the people trying to get to Facebook have tapered off and it's just the people frothing at the mouth about them left.



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[info]argylespy
2010-02-14 04:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh man. We used to have AOL before we switched to cable and now my mother is convinced she's not connected to the internet unless the browser window's open.

But even she's not this bad.

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[info]sgtgeorgecarter
2010-02-14 05:16 pm UTC (link)
...

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[info]ara
2010-02-14 05:34 pm UTC (link)
...reminded of the time someone asked me what the website for Microsoft was.

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[info]ladyrogue
2010-02-14 05:58 pm UTC (link)
What. No, really, what.


HEY, I KNOW! I lost my keys, do you think Google will help me find them?!?!?


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[info]jkefka
2010-02-14 06:32 pm UTC (link)
I wish I could believe that no-one has said or will ever say that without irony.

I am no longer sure.

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(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2010-02-14 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaesa, 2010-02-15 04:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2010-02-15 07:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2010-02-15 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2010-02-15 08:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaesa, 2010-02-15 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]made_by_kali, 2010-02-18 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-02-15 09:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ruslan, 2010-02-16 01:48 am UTC

[info]jaina
2010-02-14 06:08 pm UTC (link)
My grandma just joined Facebook and keeps typing replies to specific people as her status-- but hey, at least she knows how to *get* to Facebook.

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[info]southerngaelic
2010-02-14 07:24 pm UTC (link)
................

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2010-02-14 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Working reference in a public library, this doesn't actually surprise me.

I have at least one person a day demand I come over to their station so they can whine angrily about how the Internet is broken and the library computers suck because they don't know there's a difference between the Google search bar and the "SEARCH THE CATALOG" box halfway down the library's home page. I've had to argue for nearly five minutes with a patron who was almost in tears because of her nephew's mental illnesses that no, even if she insisted on Googling "emo" instead of listening to my suggestions about resources for depressed teens and their families, she really, really would not find anything useful on Urban Dictionary even if it was the first search result on Google.

At least now I know what the really helpless ones are doing when they're not on Facebook.

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[info]fishies
2010-02-14 09:00 pm UTC (link)
As someone who wants to work in libraries your story terrifies me.

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-14 09:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rimrunner, 2010-02-16 12:32 am UTC

[info]miss_eponine
2010-02-14 10:07 pm UTC (link)
We used to have the homepage on our public PCs set to our catalog. It's not anymore for this very reason. Too many people spend their entire session searching the catalog instead of the internet and then getting pissed when they're not finding what they want.

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[info]ladyrogue
2010-02-14 10:14 pm UTC (link)
Kind of OT, but have you ever read the webcomic Unshelved? If you work or have worked in a library, you may want to give it a try. It's hilarious.

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-15 03:50 am UTC

[info]eldritch
2010-02-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
And this is why I'm glad that as a library page, I'm not supposed to help patrons. I get to refer them to long-suffering people like you. I'm so sorry.

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[info]caito
2010-02-14 10:45 pm UTC (link)
Relatedly, I'm totally changing my Facebook profile pic to this.

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(no subject) - [info]adevyish, 2010-02-15 12:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jeedai, 2010-02-15 12:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]missdaisy, 2010-02-15 03:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2010-02-15 12:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ladyrogue, 2010-02-15 03:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]artimusdin, 2010-02-15 04:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]darthtall, 2010-02-15 01:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dejana, 2010-02-15 02:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhrsoulmates, 2010-02-15 04:33 pm UTC
Army Member reporting in! - [info]neon_umbra, 2010-02-16 08:46 pm UTC

[info]spawn_of_kong
2010-02-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
...Guys. The site you're looking for is FACEBOOK.com.

HOW IS IT IN ANY WAY DIFFICULT TO MAKE THAT CONNECTION?!

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(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2010-02-16 11:52 am UTC

[info]rez_lo
2010-02-15 03:36 am UTC (link)
I'll stop giggling about this post some day, probably. But today is not that day.

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[info]ldymusyc
2010-02-15 04:58 am UTC (link)
My mother closes the entire browser every time she wants to close a site. She has no concept of tabs. I really thought things couldn't get much worse than that, but oooooh, I was wrong.

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(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2010-02-15 11:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-02-15 05:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]silrana, 2010-02-15 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cmdr_zoom, 2010-02-15 08:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2010-02-15 08:20 pm UTC

[info]darksumomo
2010-02-15 07:55 am UTC (link)
If it weren't a perfect example of trolling the wank, I'd post a comment over there that read "I'm sorry my fellow Facebook users are so clueless."

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[info]agent_hyatt
2010-02-15 08:34 am UTC (link)
Well. Now I feel better about resorting to Google when the university site's built-in search engine gives me irrelevant junk.

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[info]reeve
2010-02-15 04:00 pm UTC (link)
A funny thought came up in discussion over the weekend. Imagine if the top hit on Google for "Facebook login" was Goatse.

If anything, that'd learn 'em. Well, or scare them away from the internet for life.

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[info]mindset
2010-02-15 06:24 pm UTC (link)
Tried an experiment just now: http://www.google.com/search?q=myspace+login

Noted the third result was this: http://www.ghacks.net/2009/10/20/myspace-login-page/

Read the comments. Laughed like a loon.

I wonder how many other sites have this problem...

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(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2010-02-16 11:56 am UTC

[info]issendai
2010-02-15 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Ahaha, shades of "cancel Google."

Back in 2004, before Google had any services you could cancel, this lovely fiasco happened:

Stage 1

Kevin Cheng at the tech blog OK/Cancel writes a post that happens to have the word Google in the title. The page becomes the #1 listing for the Google search "cancel Google," and the comments go wild:

I WANT TO TAKE GOOGLES OFF OF MY HOME PAGE

Please remove Google from my computer

Google is stopping me from shopping at my oLancome site with your pop up blocker.!! Would you quit it!!!

close google acc.

somebody put google on my computer and I do not want it. how do I remove it.

somebody mucked up my computer. Please take it off. It is stopping me logging on to my yahoo page. I hateit. I am 81 and cannot cope with it!!!
It goes on and on and on, despite warnings that OK/Cancel is not Google and that the post has nothing to do with cancelling your Google account. Eventually the blog's regular readers jump in with helpful comments:

Google User Experience Staff wrote:
Dear friends,
We at Google are sorry that you have had a bad experience with our services, so we’d like to get your feedback on how we can prevent this from happening in the future. Unfortunately, the malfunction you are currently experiencing makes it unable for us to receive that correspondence electronically. Please send all inquiries to:

Google
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
586-757-5155

Thank you and have a great day.
Google User Experience Staff

...but despite the string of what turns into outright mockery, the "Help me cancel my Google" comments STILL KEEP COMING.

The last one was dated July 1st.

Yes.


Stage 2

Gadgetopia reports on the "cancel Google" fiasco at OK/Cancel. Their post becomes the #1 search result for "cancel Google."

Take a look at the comments. All four pages of them.

 

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-16 12:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]issendai, 2010-02-16 12:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]agent_hyatt, 2010-02-16 09:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lied_ohne_worte, 2010-02-16 11:59 am UTC

[info]schrodingerscat
2010-02-15 10:23 pm UTC (link)
I watched this unfold. Every time I clicked on a new page of comments I thought they had to be trolls, and it was simply a textbook example of Poe's Law, there was no way there were that many stupid people on the internet...but after a while I stopped being able to convince myself of that.

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[info]moosecharmer
2010-02-16 07:34 am UTC (link)
I would like to dedicate this comment to MY MOM, who is a 90 billion wpm-typing legal secretary with an iphone and a kindle and who used to spend many long nights defragging her hard drive. Her best buds are two saucy ladies across the country she met in a Mom forum, and she loves nothing more than a weekend of playing the Sims. She taught me that even if you don't know EXACTLY how the computer works you'd better be able to figure out the basics because you use the damn thing every day.

Of course, we have had to explain the remote control way too many times. ("No Mom, the TV and the cable box are separate, you have to turn them BOTH ON. You can tell if they're on my LOOKING AT THEM.")

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(no subject) - [info]tofuknight, 2010-02-16 07:03 pm UTC

[info]airie
2010-02-17 02:48 am UTC (link)
I'd be terrified it's my mom wondering what the hell is wrong with facebook if I thought she could manage to figure out the comments. Or if I didn't know she's google farmville first.

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(no subject) - [info]librarianmouse, 2010-02-17 04:57 am UTC
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[info]lotus79
2010-02-17 05:12 am UTC (link)
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