Log In

Home
    - Create Journal
    - Update
    - Download

LiveJournal
    - News
    - Paid Accounts
    - Contributors

Customize
    - Customize Journal
    - Create Style
    - Edit Style

Find Users
    - Random!
    - By Region
    - By Interest
    - Search

Edit ...
    - Personal Info &
      Settings
    - Your Friends
    - Old Entries
    - Your Pictures
    - Your Password

Developer Area

Need Help?
    - Lost Password?
    - Freq. Asked
      Questions
    - Support Area



I wish I was boning vampires. ([info]tehrin) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
Same difference. If you take extra long baths, it's "Mommy, mommy, I feel safe and secure in here...can I stay longer?" You can't be afraid of or avoid the natural sting and chill of life. A strong attachment to feelings of liquid warmth and serenity in a bath or shower is definitely a womb trip thing, and being neurotically attached to prolonging or extending that experience as much as you can means you're a loser, plain and simple.

I take a showers, then baths. Sometimes more than once a day if the weather is really unforgiving (in "the natural sting and heat of life" sense, not "the natural sting and chill of life")or I'm doing something strenuous that involves *dirt* and *sweat.*

I don't have much of an interest in meeting or talking to you either. Eff you and pissy-boy nyah-nyah neghead attitude. People who compulsively take extra-long steamy showers (and I'm not talking about creative-dreaming showers or "boy, did I have a touigh day today or what?" showers) ARE hiders. Sorry to have pushed this basic truism into your head, but it's true.

Well, poo to you too, poo-brain. I wouldn't want to meet you either because you SMELL! >:(

Please put me back in the womb now. So cold. So unforgiving.


(Read comments)

Post a comment in response:

From:
( )Anonymous- this user has disabled anonymous posting.
Username:
Password:
Don't have an account? Create one now.
Subject:
No HTML allowed in subject
  
Message:
 
Notice! This user has turned on the option that logs your IP address when posting.
 
   
Privacy Policy - COPPA
Legal Disclaimer - Site Map