Well dang, I was so looking forward to dating this guy too. I mean I normally do a 5 minute shower unless it's an extra bad hair day... Does he realize some women's hair care product takes at least 5 minutes to sit on the hair to properly work (high end conditioners) And what about shaving? Does he realize that some ladies shave in the shower? I hate to see the bloody wreck after a 5 minutes shampoo, conditioning, shaving event.