Good grief. I'm sure she would also remove the Astrid Lindgren book where Emil mistakenly feeds a pig cherries his mother had used to make liquor and has enough to be quite drunk himself (which is especially funny because is father is a very serious teetotaller, so they get a visit from very serious gentlemen afterwards, and both Emil and the pig have to swear off alcohol). I used to love that book as a kid, and I didn't turn out to be an alcoholic.