Y'know, I always saw librarians as the Gandalfs of the literary world, firmly bellowing to all and sundry (though never raising their voice in the library, of course) that literary freedom was sacrosanct, facing off against the maddened hordes of unwashed meddlers.

This?

We were trying to be sensitive to the needs of the public. We live in a very small, conservative town.

Has just made a small part of my childhood die.