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The Mad Bishounen ([info]jkefka) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2010-09-17 12:47:00


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Entry tags:internet lawyers, publishing

The revenge of Red Rose Publishing
Previously, on OTF_wank...

Dear Author posts about Red Rose publishing, reproducing a report from Kat Holmes, a former RRP author, and the ridiculous response of the head of the publishing house. Wank ensues in the comments. In fact, more wank than was even included in the original post!

Shortly after I made the previous post, one "not impressed" posts one ridiculous teal deer about how the post is "slander" and improper and generally not very nice. A choice quote, carefully extracted from the continuous stream of babble:

Bad mouthing someone in public, impacting their business and revenue can be a chargeable offence. It would be wise to conduct yourselves accordingly and keep your b**&$ fests private, where it belongs.

Kat's mother Lin responds with her own teal deer barrage. Not impressed fires back (with actual paragraph breaks, thank heaven), including statements like:

The comments about self promotion, is a direct observation from my own personal results, of not making significant and repeated efforts to boost my own personal sales.

...I uh. What? Anyways. Lin fires back again, and Kat even adds a pithy two cents. I really do feel bad for the girl, between the crazy screaming at her and the crazy screaming from her mother, and she just has these quiet, reasonable responses. There's another hundred or so comments I don't have time to go through right now, but there's a lot of anonymous RRP people in there. I might go back and add some gems later, but oh boy is it a doozy.

Some additional background on RRP also emerged from the comments of the earlier report. It seems, in restrospect, that there were some warning signs about RRP. That absolute write thread has a lot of opinions one way or the other, but bottom line there were some flags up about RRP for a while, including one notable one from Piers Anthony (search for "Red Rose" on the page).

All well and good, but you didn't come here for a history lesson. No, this is for the new, juicy developments. How juicy? Empty legal threats juicy! A couple of choice quotes from the Dear Author post, made last Saturday:

On Friday, I received a phone call from a lawyer in Utica, New York who represents Red Rose Publishing. RRP is claiming that I defamed them in this post here wherein I summarized the reported complaints of RRP authors and posted the president and owner’s email regarding her displeasure with RRP authors. The lawyer wanted my address so he could send me some correspondence that “laypeople may call a cease and desist” letter. At the time of the phone call, I don’t believe the lawyer had read the post in question as he kept referring to “blog postings.” I urged him to read the post and explain to me where I had been defamatory. I reminded him that truth is always a defense to defamation.

I relayed to RRP’s attorney that I would not remove the post unless he could convince me I engaged in a legal wrong. As there is nothing defamatory in the post, I refused to take it down, gave my address, and told him I would await his correspondence.

I think this is what could be called in technical terms an "ice burn." A (former) RRP author makes an interesting comment on that entry about her Red Rose works suddenly vanishing from Amazon. Another, anonymous Red Rose author states that provides some info on the RRP NDA: The RRP NDA say that authors may not discuss RRP in a negative way on blogs, forums etc. It is pretty broad.

Yesterday, shit gets real, as Dear Author recieves an official-looking letter ...with no actual legal content to speak of.

We are writing in regard to recent statements which you have made concerning Red Rose Publishing on an internet blog entitled “Dear Author.” Your blog entry of September 2, 2010 and the statements contained therein are false and misleading and have damaged the reputation of Red Rose Publishing. We hereby request that you remove the blog posting entitled “Red Rose Publishing Having Problems Internally?” and all related threads and/or comments, and that you refrain from future posts regarding Red Rose Publishing.

This letter is not submitted to you for publication and we do not want the same published nor the matter to receive any further attention. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. Please contact our office if you have any questions.

****

My response:

Thank you for your letter regarding my blog post titled “Red Rose Publishing Having Problems Internally?“. Before I can take any action, I will need for you to please articulate the legal basis for your letter.

Sincerely,

****


The rest of the post is a point-by-point summary of exactly what was asserted in the DA post, and evidence supporting each statement. I won't bother copypasting the whole thing here, but it's worth reading if you like smart bloggers smacking down legal scare tactics.

Of course, a smackdown post is best accompanied by wanky comments, and we have a few wanky comments. Most of them are just written versions of the MJ popcorn GIF, but then we get this one comment by "Interested in Maintaining standards".

There’s something shifty here that no one seems to be catching. I find it hard to take any information seriously when writers or bloggers refuse to stand behind their real names. In journalism school a reporter’s name is his or her badge of honor.

Just saying…


Followed by at least a dozen smackdown comments. My favorite of the bunch is, quite simply: So what's your name?

So that's where things stand now. I'll be keeping an eye on DA and various other blogs to see where it goes from here (after Yom Kippur of course, l'shanah tovah to you all), but yeah, this could just be the beginning.



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[info]viralmemory
2010-09-17 06:09 pm UTC (link)
Seriously, the first link I click on was the Piers Anthony one and I stopped dead.

Holy Hand Grenade, what is UP with that website? It's like Com Puter's mySpace page's Geocities page took an HTML for N00bs class.

...Okay it's not that bad, but I laughed out loud when it loaded. I had to check my volume to see if I was missing a MIDI. Good ol' PA, rockin it old school!

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[info]talec
2010-09-17 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I like his "summary" of RRP.

I hope to simplify this entry in the future, as it is dragging on.

Yyyyup. 8D

(I read the whole thing -- on RRP, not the whole page, that's a little too much for me -- it's pretty amusing. Pleasantly surprising to see such a thing from 'Xanthony.)

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[info]shinga
2010-09-17 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Man whatever, I thought it was awesome. I felt like I was 12 years old and wandering the internet again in search of Sailor Moon stuff.

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[info]white_serpent
2010-09-17 06:54 pm UTC (link)
The famed "hire a lawyer to baseless threats of defamation suits" strategy. I know that would make me clamor to work with them.

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[info]quantumreality
2010-09-17 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Lowtax from Somethingawful used to get a lot of those way back. I think he had great fun having his lawyer alter ego mock the hell out of such things.

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[info]white_serpent
2010-09-17 07:17 pm UTC (link)
It's also a great way to ensure that what you want taken down will remain up for all eternity.

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[info]bigbigtruck
2010-09-17 07:47 pm UTC (link)
Leonard J. Crabs?

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[info]miraba
2010-09-17 08:11 pm UTC (link)
I've always been a bit wary of PA due to his various issues with women, but that's a very good resource he's put up.

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ealusaid
2010-09-18 12:32 am UTC (link)
*TWITCH*

You had to remind me.

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[info]nekoneko
2010-09-18 02:59 am UTC (link)
Issues with women? You mean there's something to him other than the horrible, horrible puns?

I want to know more.

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[info]white_serpent
2010-09-18 03:35 am UTC (link)
Did you read the Incarnations of Immortality, particularly And Eternity?

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[info]missingopossum
2010-09-20 03:17 am UTC (link)
Issues with women, you say? Funny you should mention that; my mental list of creepy misogynists whose works I never want to read again is actually called "The Piers Anthony List."

(If I'd come across the Thomas Covenant novels first it'd be the Stephen Donaldson List. But no. I made the mistake of reading Bio Of A Space Tyrant, so the Piers Anthony List it became and remains.)

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[info]issendai
2010-09-18 12:54 am UTC (link)
RRP reminds me of the characters in horror films who act like they've never seen a horror film in their lives. The audience knows how this plays out. The scriptwriter knows how this plays out. The psychopath sharpening his scalpels in the abandoned mental hospital that the heroes are going to picnic at knows how this plays out. The only people who think this can end in sunshine and candy are, in fact, the future people-fillets unloading the picnic baskets from the trunk.

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[info]ladyvyola
2010-09-18 06:35 pm UTC (link)
You have some lovely turns of phrase here! I'm going to be going, "Hey, you gotta hear what I just read on the internet!" to a lot of people today. :)

(They should at least appreciate that I'm not forcing more LOLcats on them, right?)

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[info]franzen
2010-09-18 03:00 am UTC (link)
FOR THE LAST GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME, PEOPLE: SLANDER IS SPOKEN, LIBEL IS WRITTEN. If you can't keep that straight, stop playing internet lawyer. Or just take my alliterative mnemonic: slander : speech; libel : letter.

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[info]snarkhunter
2010-09-18 03:10 am UTC (link)
IIRC, Jane of DA is a real-world lawyer.

I enjoy it when people attempt to sic an Internet lawyer on a Real lawyer.

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[info]karmyn75
2010-09-18 05:31 am UTC (link)
Yep, Jane is a lawyer. She's never hidden this fact. Casual readers tend to pick up on it.
All Jane did was report that some authors were having trouble with RRP. She's done it before with other e-pubs.
Too bad the DA site takes forever to load for me or I'd be there with the popcorn all the time.

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[info]northen_light36
2010-09-18 05:05 am UTC (link)
Publisher wank! *does a little dance of joy, then settles in to enjoy the show*

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[info]evilsqueakers
2010-09-18 06:11 am UTC (link)
This reminds me a question I've been wondering about: is there a DA or SBTB version of young adult lit?

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[info]quackaquacka
2010-09-18 02:14 pm UTC (link)
There's Forever Young Adult:
http://www.foreveryoungadult.com/

That's the only one I'm aware of.

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(no subject) - [info]evilsqueakers, 2010-09-19 08:11 am UTC

tetradecimal
2010-09-18 02:08 pm UTC (link)
I love that letter.

WE DEMAND THAT YOU TAKE DOWN YOUR BLOG ENTRY. AND DEFINITELY NOT POST THIS LETTER ON YOUR BLOG.

...SERIOUSLY, PLEASE?

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[info]cmdr_zoom
2010-09-23 08:01 pm UTC (link)
AWW, C'MON.

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[info]kylenne
2010-09-19 06:18 am UTC (link)
I know if I wanted to make someone shit their pants in fear, Utica, NY is the first place I'd get my internet lawyer from. Utica keeps it gangsta, unlike those bitches in Hoboken, NJ.

(Really, they couldn't spring for Lionel Hutz?)

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[info]staroverthebay
2010-09-22 01:35 am UTC (link)
I'm reading over the original post on DA that spawned all this here, and seriously, this Lin Holmes has said how many times that she has "taken down two federal agents"? It's almost like she's trying to remind people that she's zomg so badass~ when she's really just a bossy, pushy Soccer Mom, essentially.

Frankly, I didn't believe her the first time. The more she trots out about how she can back up all her claims just makes me want to say "Then DO IT."

Also, five college degrees? Assuming they're legit and are what she's implying they are (as in, five Bachelors or higher degrees)... Where I come from, that makes you a "professional student" >_> Granted that's just a saying, but dude.

I definitely feel for this Kat Holmes -- not only does she have to deal with her poor health, trying to write, and dealing with what appears to me to be an overbearing and controlling mother, but then on top of that, something like Wendi Felter? dear lord

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[info]feenix
2010-09-22 10:30 am UTC (link)
But her mom took down two federal agents!

At any rate, as I've already heard about this through OTF, I regrettably can't be the one who says - as a figure of speech - PROOF or GTFO. I'd really like to hear this story (although I have a feeling that the punctuation and general syntax would be of the Time Cube variety).

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