Oh, how long can our trusty Chrome Cadets hold out? How can they possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase their very existence? Will their tortured minds give in to their uncontrollable desires? Can they withstand the temptation to push the button, that even now, beckons them ever closer? Will they succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history, at the mere! push! of a single! button!? The beautiful SHINY button! The jolly, CANDY-LIKE button!

Will they hold out, folks? Can they hold out!?!?!???!?!!!?

...excuse me