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Stealth Noodle ([info]stealth_noodle) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2010-10-05 14:32:00


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Your Button Is Bad and You Should Feel Bad
AdBlock for Chrome updated recently. Among other changes, there is now an AdBlock button that sits in the extension bar and can't be disabled. This is the button that ends the universe.

The extension's author blames the inability to disable the button on Chrome's developers, links to a bug report and encourages users to upvote it, and posts instructions for hiding the button. Alas, the instructions just shorten the extension button space and cause expansion arrows to appear, which people hate almost as much as they hate the button. Most commenters also have great difficulty understanding the instructions in the first place.

Cue 300+ comments of seething button-rage.

I can't link to individual comments, but highlights include the straightforward:

Noooo! I don't want button!!!

The aesthetically affronted:

This is a useful extension, but I've had to disable it because the large, bright red button destroys the look of my toolbar.

It was functioning fine for months without a giant red stop sign smacking me in the periphery of my vision.

The scatological:

crap button ,,ur brain is full of semen??

Asking to drag a button to the right to hide it is like saying if you don't like a pile of poo in the middle of your room just put a rug over it.

The baffling:

Thanks but your acting like google on youtube

And occasionally the defensive:

Adblock can put a button on my bloody forehead if it wants to, it's that important.


For reference, the button itself looks like this. There's also some bonus wanking about AdBlock now requiring access to your browsing history.


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[info]deliciouschaos
2010-10-05 10:13 pm UTC (link)
Caught in a wankslide, no escape from reality.



I'll show myself out.

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[info]anarchicq
2010-10-05 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Comment fly by to tell you your icon is kawaaaaiiii...

I'll follow you.

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[info]visp
2010-10-06 01:06 am UTC (link)
Open your eyes, look up to the extension bar and see

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[info]paladin
2010-10-06 05:31 pm UTC (link)
I'm just a wanker, I get no sympathy
Because I see my bar, scream oh noes,
Flaming high, whining low.

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[info]queencallipygos
2010-10-06 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Anywhere the button goes,
Doesn't really matter to me....

Mama, just hid an ad,
Saw that button all in red,
Pushed my finger, now it's dead,
Mama, Chrome had just begun,
But now they've gone and wrecked it all oh no...
Mama, oooohhhh,
They didn't mean to make me cry,
But if they don't make that pixel go away,
Then I can't carry on,
'Cos it's the only thing that matters...

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[info]paladin
2010-10-07 02:36 am UTC (link)
Your continuation was better than mine, tailored to this wank as it was. I salute you. :)

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[info]queencallipygos
2010-10-07 12:59 pm UTC (link)
Thanks. If no one else picks up the ball on Verse 2, I may do so later...

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