You know, the more I stare at the first summary, the more I wonder if a sane writer* could probably turn that into some kind of off-beat humor thing when little Timmy gets kidnapped by space pirates or moon ninja or something, and we have the story of Mister Persecuted Conspiracy Nut somehow in a real live conspiracy.

Did I mention most of my inspiration for writing comes from reading fanficrants and thinking 'I could make that good'?

* Meaning someone who isn't going to write little Timmy there as somehow being the only right-thinking person in a world of sheeple.