I did the first and last three chapters, but since we only requested fulls based on the first three chapters, both of those were a bit of a disappointment (and WTF moment, since one of them ended near the bottom of the page, and I thought the author had shipped things out of order).

My favorite was the author who sent us cookies. Peanut butter and chocolate chip cookies. Two people in the office, including myself, were highly allergic to peanuts. Thankfully the smell told us to reject before we even opened the box.