Y'know, it's odd, but I can think of at least three extremely popular 80's songs offhand that were fairly obviously about masturbation*, plus another that has always been rumored to have been about masturbation, plus "Darling Nikki" which specifically mentions public masturbation, and yet somehow I'm supposed to believe that 80's music was more innocent and pure because... what, because Reagan? Bitch, please. Tell that to the remains of the PMRC.


* Although, to be fair, one of these three was also rumored to have been about anal sex.