Wow. Those community rules are something special. They read like they were written by a bitter 62-year-old middle-school teacher who hates kids, but went into teaching because the other options were nurse and secretary and she hated both jobs worse than she hates kids, and she's doing the world a favor by providing a vital service, she's sacrificing herself, and every year the little bastards and their bastard parents get bastardier, and now the principal has ordered her to do this "moderator" thing for the kids on that LJ place they like so much, and she can't say no because she's still three years from getting her pension, so she'll do it, but goddammit the little bastards aren't going to get a chance to give her any grief.

Rule 4 is my favorite. Somebody's in trouuuuuuuble...