True, but in that case, shouldn't it be that "no one has ever written a fic where none of the characters were recognizable?" (Or, alternately, "...all of the characters were unrecognizable?") Bloomberg's point is that he's an ICONOCLAST (who probably writes non-woman-hating man porn) writing parody because fanfiction - by default - must be faithful to the source material and canon.

Which I would find offensive were it not for the fact that for certain fandoms, two diametrically opposite things can be equally valid.