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issendai (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} issendai) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
Stage 1: I'm an awesome, ground-breaking writer! People will love me for my wit and brilliance!
Stage 2: I'm controversial! This is awesome!
Stage 3: I'm /totally/ controversial! Come, hate me! Hate me harder! Hate me, my publicity minions, spread the word of me far and wide on the wings of your hate!
Stage 4: ...Okay, enough with the hate now.
Stage 5: No, really. Enough. Stop it. I never meant it that way. I never said that. You can't prove it. Delete those screenshots, they're a copyright violation! I'm going to call the DMCA, the FBI, and the San Fernando County police on you! I have the Journalfen admins' number and you will be so sorry.
Stage 6: I'm leaving. I'm done! You have killed my artistic spirit. I am never returning to the Internet. Begone, for I am not here, I have risen.
Stage 7: *silence*
Stage 8: *birds chirp*
Stage 9: ...Guys? Remember me? I'm totally controversial?
(Return to Stage 3. Lather, rinse, repeat.)
Stage 2: I'm controversial! This is awesome!
Stage 3: I'm /totally/ controversial! Come, hate me! Hate me harder! Hate me, my publicity minions, spread the word of me far and wide on the wings of your hate!
Stage 4: ...Okay, enough with the hate now.
Stage 5: No, really. Enough. Stop it. I never meant it that way. I never said that. You can't prove it. Delete those screenshots, they're a copyright violation! I'm going to call the DMCA, the FBI, and the San Fernando County police on you! I have the Journalfen admins' number and you will be so sorry.
Stage 6: I'm leaving. I'm done! You have killed my artistic spirit. I am never returning to the Internet. Begone, for I am not here, I have risen.
Stage 7: *silence*
Stage 8: *birds chirp*
Stage 9: ...Guys? Remember me? I'm totally controversial?
(Return to Stage 3. Lather, rinse, repeat.)
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