Brangelina

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

I realize I'm going to have to stare at pictures of rich smug white people whenever I stand in the checkout line, with headlines posted over their rich smug faces like I give a flying fuck about their rich smug sex lives or pedicures or diets or dogs' hairdos or whatever, but I would very much like some DIFFERENT rich smug white people please.

The National Enquirer was more fun when it was more batty. I'd much rather read about UFOs than endless rich smug white people and occasionally Oprah.