I read it, and I could understand all the individual words, and yet regarding the article as a whole I find I am left with next to no comprehension whatsoever. Here is my summary of what I learned:

There is a horrendous space kablooie in Afghanistan. Various famous dead guys are implicated, including Einstein and Zoroaster. Also, Christians are evil, allegedly.

That's it, that's all I got. Although... maybe I'm looking at this website the wrong way. If I treat it as some guy's collection of RPG plot ideas... then this is actually pretty neat! :-D

Victory through superior imagination!