Oh man, this is ten kinds of special and completely worth my having icecream for breakfast while reading it.

I am astonished at Ms Hunter's appearance to try and convince the internets that this is completely legit. I love the part about how it's so unfair to point out the rules (y'know, by reading them) before the contest is launched. The nerve of some people, reading things and informing themselves in order to make an opinion. Sheesh.