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greymouse (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} greymouse) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
I'm living in fear now. At any moment, a portal could open up above me and suck me into the empty plastic head of a Ken doll.
In a way, we should be grateful to these people. They're our front-line troops in the fight against interuniversal kidnapping; the more people they suck up from other universes, the fewer people there are in those universes to possibly suck up one of us. You civilians don't understand the risks these brave people go through; every time they open up a connection (which I can't stop visualising as an interdimensional straw now), they might get sucked down it the wrong way! If you're calling them crazy, you're supporting interuniversal terrorism!
SUPPORT OUR SOULBONDERS
In a way, we should be grateful to these people. They're our front-line troops in the fight against interuniversal kidnapping; the more people they suck up from other universes, the fewer people there are in those universes to possibly suck up one of us. You civilians don't understand the risks these brave people go through; every time they open up a connection (which I can't stop visualising as an interdimensional straw now), they might get sucked down it the wrong way! If you're calling them crazy, you're supporting interuniversal terrorism!
SUPPORT OUR SOULBONDERS
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