Its the multiple community, sockpuppets are like, the point
Do you know about multiples/plurals? They are a group of people, or perhaps a group of groups of people who believe that they have many minds or souls sharing one body. But don't say they have DID, or mention alters, this is "healthy"

multiplicity! The kind that basically comes from spending too much time role-playing.

Now days, the multiple community keeps most of its drama behind closed doors. Drama that usually has to with the people who don't have Sephiroth in their system looking down on those who do, or incessant bitching about who is just pretending, and who actually needs to get some psych help because they really aren't pretending, while the rest of the community is probably only pretending to not be pretending. Its a big old pretend-fest.

But yesterday, some wanker decided to air their wank in public for all to see! They created a journal where all multiples could post anonymously and bitch about the other multiples they hated.

And thus, Pluralanon was born! 100+ comments of bitching, backstabbing and circlejerk.

Its especially funny when the uninivated rest of the community shows up.

And its entirely possible that there were only 2 real live participants, with the rest of them being imaginary!

ETA: Original thread is now deleted, but they are back in a new one in Glorious Technicolor.

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mad_teacup
2011-01-27 06:33 pm UTC (link)

When I say "homeworld" I don't mean "home planet". I mean "home universe".

Let's take for example... uh... Barbie and Ken. Sure. Barbie and Ken are happily living somewhere, in some alternate universe, as a happy married couple. But someone on this ... plane of existence, this universe, (let's say her name is Jennifer) connects with Barbie, and a bond is formed. Then, Barbie gets pulled out of her home universe over this connection. Which sucks. a lot.

Barbie is brought here, to live in this person's system. This isn't something either Barbie or Jennifer wanted or tried to do, but it happened just the same. We can only hope that Barbie's home universe isn't moving along without her - that things are kind of "on pause" as it were. Maybe when Barbie gets home, somehow, someday, it will be like nothing ever happened at all, and maybe even she won't remember it?

But Barbie is still married to Ken! It's just... Ken isn't with her anymore.

...I...this...is fucking crazy I, what. I.

I.

And why doesn't anybody ever get yanked over into Barbie.

I made a friend who is also part of the plural/multiplicity/SBing communities here. She's a great friend and a nice person, but recently I started talking to some of her headmates too... and I think she's faking the whole thing. They ALL type the same way, use the same txt speak abbreviations, and have the same tone. And as if there needs to be more fuel thrown on that fire, it seems like she soulbonds half the cast from every show she watches, and while I'm pretty unsocial and haven't talked to many soulbonders, that last bit raises a lot of red flags for me.

Isn't this what they all do? They're all doing it wtfff.

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	violetsquirrel 2011-01-27 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	The thing that gets me about that first conversation is the tone of "how can you not understand this? You're so weird for not believing that there are people in your head from other universes!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kaen 2011-01-28 12:42 am UTC (link)
	Ignoring the actual crazy point, didn't Mattel have Barbie and Ken break up a few years back? I'm sure I remember people wanking about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rosehiptea 2011-01-28 01:09 am UTC (link)
	... I didn't realize Mattel was making decisions about Barbie and Ken's relationship. Weird. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

kaen
2011-01-28 01:40 am UTC (link)

Apparently it was and excuse to give people a chance to vote for a new boyfriend for Barbie. But looking around a little more it turns out I'm a little out of date and they announced that Barbie and Ken are trying to reconcile and relaunched him back in 2009 (I'm gonna assume it was in anticipation of Toy Story 3).

I never realized that Barbie had a storyline outside of whatever kids came up with for her before.

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	phosfate 2011-01-30 12:17 am UTC (link)
	It's also Ken's 50th anniversary this year, which Mattel is treating with suitable dignity and jokes about plastic men. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Wait greymouse 2011-01-30 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Wait... wait... wait. Wait. Barbie has a storyline? I... you... but... love, hate, clouds. thump (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caffeine_fairy 2011-01-29 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, she's now going out with a surfer called Blaine. Ken calls him "chillblain" and sobs into his beer (Reply to this)(Parent)

	argylespy 2011-01-28 04:45 am UTC (link)
	I love how the second quote is, practically verbatim, 85% of every complaint of OOC-ness I've seen in LJ RPs. (Reply to this)(Parent)

greymouse
2011-01-30 04:13 pm UTC (link)

I'm living in fear now. At any moment, a portal could open up above me and suck me into the empty plastic head of a Ken doll.

In a way, we should be grateful to these people. They're our front-line troops in the fight against interuniversal kidnapping; the more people they suck up from other universes, the fewer people there are in those universes to possibly suck up one of us. You civilians don't understand the risks these brave people go through; every time they open up a connection (which I can't stop visualising as an interdimensional straw now), they might get sucked down it the wrong way! If you're calling them crazy, you're supporting interuniversal terrorism!

SUPPORT OUR SOULBONDERS

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