The funniest part is that amigod has a dog, but not a cat. Someone else takes care of amigod's dog and he just cuddles with it. If is ever another dog around, it's going to be a real eye-opener. Dogs are gross. They dragging ass across the carpet to express, eat their own poop, sniff the butts of every animal on the planet (sometimes to the point of hilarity, and eat cat poop like it's a delicacy from another planet.

I love my dog, but she's ... well, a dog. My cat (to whom we refer as "M'Lord" or "The King of Everything") is far less gross.

Bonus: amigod complains about his lack of free speech. Irony burns.