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keleri (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} keleri) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
And my dear, sweet mother,
she just looked at me
like a cow looks at an oncoming train
and she said
"IT'S GOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU"
AND THEN SHE TIED ME TO THE WALL
AND STUCK A FUNNEL IN MY MOUTH
AND FORCE-FED ME NOTHING BUT SAUERKRAUT
UNTIL I WAS 26 AND A HALF YEARS OLD
...is what I assume happened to some of these people. Guys! Guys! (whispers) It's just a salad! Seriously, what kind of severe food-related traumas did these people experience?
Actually, the whole defense of five-thing-eaters makes me a little sad. I have two geek friends who will not eat anything other than pizza, burgers, fast food, soda, and ice cream. They're pre-diabetic but refuse to exercise because the WiiFit hurt their feelings by telling them they're obese, and don't you know the BMI is a big crock anyway, etc. etc. But I guess you have to respect their bodily autonomy and personal choice to eat to death. :/
she just looked at me
like a cow looks at an oncoming train
and she said
"IT'S GOOOOOOOOOD FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUU"
AND THEN SHE TIED ME TO THE WALL
AND STUCK A FUNNEL IN MY MOUTH
AND FORCE-FED ME NOTHING BUT SAUERKRAUT
UNTIL I WAS 26 AND A HALF YEARS OLD
...is what I assume happened to some of these people. Guys! Guys! (whispers) It's just a salad! Seriously, what kind of severe food-related traumas did these people experience?
Actually, the whole defense of five-thing-eaters makes me a little sad. I have two geek friends who will not eat anything other than pizza, burgers, fast food, soda, and ice cream. They're pre-diabetic but refuse to exercise because the WiiFit hurt their feelings by telling them they're obese, and don't you know the BMI is a big crock anyway, etc. etc. But I guess you have to respect their bodily autonomy and personal choice to eat to death. :/
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