My guy is a massive, massive geek who didn't get laid until after college, but he learned fast. And he never expected an "unattainably hot woman". And he hates salad, but eats it, without dressing, because it's good for him. And he's "obese" a la the dumb BMI, but perfectly healthy according to actual medical tests. And he is very much not a Nice Guy.

/cool story bro