Thought 1: When massive generalizations collide!

Thought 2: Clearly, when his parents were out going to the opera, a salad came out of nowhere and gunned them down for his father's wallet and his mother's pearls. Now, bent on revenge, Candidgamera is... General Carnivore! Look out, salad, you're about to get a dressing down!

Thought 3: I feel that everyone should live to their highest quality of life. This vague term basically encompasses 'live in a manner that makes you, personally, happy, detached from the arbitrary judgements of others'. If this means you're eating salad, then great. You should eat salad because you like it and it's tasty, not because some random person tells you to. If you don't eat salad, and someone urges you to give it a try, once is worth a shot to see if you like it. My sister has hated eating lettuce for years (she would only ever eat croutons) and recently I've learned she's trying a bit of it here and there. Hurrah for her!