Hey everyone, I wanted to offer a general apology to everyone who reads my first comment, especially anyone who is triggered by it. I feel so bad that I hurt y'all in this way and I'm trying to educate myself to fail less in the future and to be less of a giant asshole. I come from a really shitty upbringing as far as fatphobia goes and am only just realizing how what I thought was liberal and accepting is actually super patronizing at best and spectacular gluteal haberdashery at worst. I will consider this my wake-up call to be less of a shitty person.

But that's my explanation, not my excuse-- I am so so sorry I hurt y'all and wanked up this post, and I will be taking your undeservedly patient explanations to heart.