Also: in before the standard responses.

1. "Even fried chicken?!?" Answer: Yes.

2. "You haven't had my (mother's, grandmother's, great-grandmother's) chicken!" Answer: I have choked down every conceivable form over the years, and it's always equally disgusting. Your family recipe included.

3. "That's un-American!" <- not actually said, but implied. There is no response that can be made to this.

4. "Do you eat turkey?" Answer: this one still baffles me. Turkey and chicken taste no more alike than turkey and ham or steak.