I... what... OK, look, even if they think beaver refers only to a fully fuzzy female fun-zone, I have never met a man who quizzed women on the state of their hair down there before asking them out. Probably because they actually enjoy dating and sex, and know that this is likely to opt them out of both.

I have also never known a man who, regardless of grooming preference, would actually walk away from a furry girl who was willing and ready to play feed the beaver. Who on earth would shoot themself in the foot that way?