This reminds me. Back in the days of yore when I wouldn't immediately be suspicious such a thing was full of viruses, I downloaded a Playboy thing of their monthly pinups from the sixties to the early 2000s.

It was really neat view through history, actually! They start out with body hair and regular skin and breasts, and slowly change over the years to shaven, oiled, and boob jobs and less happy facial expressions.

Oh shit, I forgot to be funny.

Um. Um.

A man walks into a bar!
Ow.