ERC: I think you GREATLY misunderstood the intent of my response. It was to be helpful, not “condescending.” So, this has been an incorrect inference on your part altogether. You were treated wonderfully.

I... just... what? "Wow, you thought I was condescending? Let me vomit condescending blather all over the place to show you how wrong you were."

That bit was funny. The rest got rage-inducing pretty quick.