You literally cannot google me. My name is not *incredibly* common, but not incredibly uncommon, either, and I've done a few things online under my real name, plus been in my high school andy at the time local papers (which both published the articles online). When I first started dating my boyfriend, we both admitted to having Googled each other. He comes up on the first page. He couldn't find me at all. He actually *works* for Google (not on the main search engine, but with search applications, so...)