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This one time? Himself wanted animal crackers. Witchfather, lord of beasts and the sabbat, wanted Animal Crackers. BAD. It wasn’t “Please get me some the next time you’re buying treats” it was “GO INTO TOWN AND BUY ME THE LARGEST BAG OF ANIMAL CRACKERS THEY HAVE.”
“But, Witchfather… Animal Crackers?” I asked, incredulous.
“DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW DELICIOUS THEY ARE?” He answered.
“Well, I mean… I suppose…”
“AND SANDWITCH FUCKING BUTTER BETWEEN THEM.”
…. good point, My Half-Beast-Lord… good point indeed.
So does this mean that Cookie Monster is an aspect of the Great God Pan? (A thought that, in its turn, brings this irresistibly to mind.)
“But, Witchfather… Animal Crackers?” I asked, incredulous.
“DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW DELICIOUS THEY ARE?” He answered.
“Well, I mean… I suppose…”
“AND SANDWITCH FUCKING BUTTER BETWEEN THEM.”
…. good point, My Half-Beast-Lord… good point indeed.
So does this mean that Cookie Monster is an aspect of the Great God Pan? (A thought that, in its turn, brings this irresistibly to mind.)
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