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Cleolinda Jones ([info]cleolinda) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2013-04-11 09:39:00


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Entry tags:dickens meets dostoevsky, or not

"'Only two people?' I asked"
This caught my eye because I have Claire Tomalin's Dickens biography in my to-read pile: a tale of Dickens, Dostoevsky, the meeting that didn't happen, the short story that didn't exist, sockpuppets, blacklists, and breasts.

TEAL DEER SPOILER VERSION (maybe not safe for work?): Stephanie Harvey, the originator of the "Dickens totes met Dostoevsky" anecdote that ended up in several Dickens biographies was a sockpuppet. She had previously written an article insisting that a Leo Bellingham short story was superior to a Doris Lessing story, while also quoting the titillating parts at suspicious length. The investigator writing this article, Eric Naiman, basically went "Wait, who the fuck is Leo Bellingham?"; Naiman waded through more scholarly sockpuppetry to an embittered author named A.D. Harvey, who complained that he'd been put on a scholarly blacklist with one other guy. However, One Other Guy also seems to have plagiarized A.D. Harvey's work: "Towards the end of [1988], Speck took the extraordinary step of sending the journal’s subscribers a supplementary article by Howard Nenner, a professor at Smith College, which was printed on gummed pages" to paste over (!) McGovern's plagiarism. WAIT, NO: "Speck then went to London and found the address from which the McGovern article had been mailed. Nobody called Trevor McGovern had been in residence there, but Speck learned that until recently one of the inhabitants had been A. D. Harvey." Dun dun dunnnnn. And then there's a lengthy discussion of fictional nipple coloration, which leads into recycled/self-plagiarized excerpts from the "Leo Bellingham" book:

Several other passages in “Graduate Sex” are nearly verbatim replicas of passages in Oxford, including a sexual partner who cries out “I LIKE you!” in the middle of coitus, and two nearly identical phrases uttered by women to protagonists in erectile distress: “I’m not used to feeling penises casually” ("Oxford").

AND THEN THERE'S ANOTHER SOCKPUPPET NOVELIST. I think? I lost count, but there's at least eight (nine?) distinct sockpuppets/pseudonyms in there, plus the references "Stephanie" Harvey made up, and the name "Stephanie" may have come from a girl who was the basis for the dismally unfulfilling sex scenes of whichever novel by whichever pseudonym. She definitely has pink nipples that taste of zinc ointment, that's all I know.

When Naiman writes Harvey for comment, he replies,

“Dear Professor Naiman, What a coincidence: I was writing a comic novel about everyday life in Soviet Russia just at the time the regime disintegrated. Not that I can read or speak Russian, only French, German and Italian. I look forward to learning about significant overlap in your article. I hope you mentioned all eight of my academic monographs and my contributions to journals published in the US.”

Looks like I'm gonna have to paste some kind of correction into my copy of the Tomalin book. What I really want now is for Eric Naiman to turn out to be all of these people.



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[info]phosfate
2013-04-11 03:28 pm UTC (link)
I think we should start a collection to buy a laptop for Stephanie Harvey.

"His monograph Sex in Georgian England (1994) prompted a distinct sharpening of the critical knives, but perhaps the unkindest cut came from the female reviewer who, in the course of disputing the book’s conclusions about realism in paintings of the female nude, opined that Harvey probably had an inadequate familiarity with the range of areolae to be encountered in real life."

And buy him some ointment for that burn.

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[info]cleolinda
2013-04-11 03:30 pm UTC (link)
Zinc ointment?

That was such a magical burn, too.

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[info]lanas_archive
2013-04-11 03:47 pm UTC (link)
I keep reading Naiman as a smush of Neil Gaiman and it's messing with my mind.

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[info]eljuno
2013-04-11 09:02 pm UTC (link)
Me too.

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[info]visp
2013-04-15 08:07 am UTC (link)
Glad I'm not the only one. Although now I'm sad, because when I glanced over it and read about Naiman doing research, I pictured Neil Gaiman as a detective, and that was just so very awesome. And that's not what happened. *le sad*

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[info]lady7jane
2013-04-11 05:13 pm UTC (link)
What a strange little journey that was. I liked it.

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[info]franzen
2013-04-11 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Wait, I've studied Dostoevsky for years and taken courses led by a Dostoevsky expert -- and I have never heard this anecdote.

Now I'm tempted to make a mash up of their works, because it would be HILARIOUS.

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[info]cleolinda
2013-04-11 06:45 pm UTC (link)
Well, given that it was total bullshit, there might be a reason for that...

Honestly, the Dickens scholars might should have realized something was up when all the Dostoevsky scholars had no clue what they were talking about.

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[info]mindset
2013-04-11 05:55 pm UTC (link)
What I really want now is for Eric Naiman to turn out to be all of these people.

That reminds me of the "Charlotte Lennox is MsScribe!" conspiracy theory.

BTW, was anyone else reminded of FPB when reading A.D. Harvey's words?

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[info]cleolinda
2013-04-11 06:50 pm UTC (link)
The moment he said there was a black list, I knew it was going to be all sockpuppets all the time from there on out.

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[info]queencallipygos
2013-04-11 06:09 pm UTC (link)
That's it - the next time I have sex I'm gonna shout "I LIKE YOU!" just to see what happens.

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[info]puipui
2013-04-12 04:57 am UTC (link)
Try it while masturbating. It would be very self-affirming!

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[info]ladyvyola
2013-04-11 06:17 pm UTC (link)
"This dictum emphasizes both literary scholars’ treatment of historians’ research and the extent to which the writing of history itself creates or fabricates, although one may well see Harvey’s response less as a scholar’s version of poetic justice than as a military historian’s planting of an improvised explosive device."

I may be in literary love with Eric Naiman.

I like to imagine that he had a giant conspiracy board set up to document his research, with lots of pinned-up biographical notes and red string linking all the incestuous citations.

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[info]white_serpent
2013-04-11 08:56 pm UTC (link)
As one writer collapses into another, anyone who has anything positive to say about Leo Bellingham, Michael Lindsay or A. D. Harvey falls under suspicion and has to be thoroughly investigated for evidence of a more robust existence.

Ah, yes. Very familiar.

Why bother to solicit reviews for your books when you can write them yourself?

A philosophy underlying countless reviews on Amazon.

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[info]uldihaa
2013-04-11 10:15 pm UTC (link)
I was going to say that this actually trumps Ms.Scribe due to "Stephanie Harvey" doing this in the real world with literary scholars but then I realized that the only difference between fans and literary scholars are paychecks and the constipated look of Serious Business that even outsiders get when one starts talking about his/her fandom literary focus.

So, uh... Oh! Am I bad person for imagining these scholars slapping their expensive hardwood desks while declaming, "We've been hoodwinked! Jeeves, get my cane and coat!"

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[info]spacelogic
2013-04-12 12:35 am UTC (link)
You would have been a bad person for not sharing the image, but as it is I think you're fine.

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[info]cleolinda
2013-04-12 12:36 am UTC (link)
Monocles hit the snifters when the news of this vile hoax broke, I daresay.


I was going to say that this actually trumps Ms.Scribe due to "Stephanie Harvey" doing this in the real world with literary scholars

While reading it, I kept wondering if Naiman had any idea where this could (and did) go, or if this was as astonishing to him as it probably is to most of the people reading that article. Because over here, I feel like we'd just be like a bunch of jaded detectives. "All right, I'm gonna need background checks on every single name on this list. Get someone from the Text Comparison Department up here! Who do we have on the ground in London? Go see if that address checks out. REMEMBER, PEOPLE! Pics or it didn't happen."



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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2013-04-12 04:01 am UTC (link)
I feel like Ms.Scribe and her ilk have rendered me incapable of being shocked by sockpuppetry. Someone isn't who they said they were? One person has multiple made up people doing stuff to support them? Yeah. Okay then.

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[info]luthe
2013-04-14 01:39 am UTC (link)
Yeah, all the wank over the years has made me overly jaded. I see a nice piece of fan art and wonder if it's real or just CrystalArt. Two fics with the same premise? Time to watch out for plagiarism!

Fandom: maker of bitter old fangirls.

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[info]puipui
2013-04-12 07:24 am UTC (link)
I’ve traced the connections between A. D. Harvey, Stephanie Harvey, Graham Headley, Trevor McGovern, John Schellenberger, Leo Bellingham, Michael Lindsay and Ludovico Parra, but they may be part of a much wider circle of friends.

Especially if they all have nannies!

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[info]iamnotyourmuse
2013-04-12 01:18 pm UTC (link)
I read much of the article out loud to my husband. We hit the first sockpuppet and he said "Wait, don't tell me - the nanny did it."

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[info]major_dallas
2013-04-12 01:58 pm UTC (link)
We already did Sockpuppets this year...
...well relived the greatest,
NEXT!!!
...we haven't had a PSUICIDE in a while though, or a MEEN GIRLS thing...

...oh I also did the Neal Gaiman mash up too, with Naiman

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[info]queencallipygos
2013-04-12 06:20 pm UTC (link)
"I’m not used to feeling penises casually" really needs to be an icon.

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[info]meagenimage
2013-04-20 03:13 pm UTC (link)
Meanwhile, Andrews had again contacted Ms Harvey and in reply received an email from her sister informing him that Stephanie Harvey had been severely injured in a car accident, had suffered brain damage, and only intermittently recognized members of her family.

My wanka sense is tingling... there's a sockpuppet somewhere nearby...

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