Dear tive, you gave it a good try with the not quite so owl-relevant or metrically sound "Lend a hand -- care for the land!"

But you cannot touch Argus 10's amazing turns of phrase:

the halls of historical copy-right despotism

Clearly the bird now male has a registry of documented parents.

an assigned gender gave power to a bully

stooping to blatant attacks against mental equity, low to say the least

I mean, I recognize all the words and sometimes I see why one follows another but for the most part, I'm pretty sure a random word generator makes more sense.