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Loopywafflehead (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} loopywafflehead) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} otf_wank, |
A collection of fun Facebook responses to their hacking post:
* Janelle Pasch: I am the chief officer of the FBI Computer Crimes Unit and I can assure you we are doing everything we can so that ALL of the reddits, the yelps, and the twitters will be convicted and serve time in the Official Internet Haters Jail. MEOW
* Dan Tolson: At least you were able to get your CapsLock button un-jammed
* Kaitlyn Sheffield: I hope the two of you inexplicably start shitting live hornets.
* Nathan White: F.B.I Failing Bakery Investigators. Completely different than the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
* Chase McCown: Funny, I thought you all enjoyed taking credit for the work of others.
* Dana Boggs: I know a really good lawyer you guys may wanna contact. His name's Saul Goodman.
* Gavin Tanner: Going to try her cake tomorrow. They are on sale at Walmart.
* Justine Lucas: Funny that the "Hacker" mentioned that they would be having a baby and teaching it what God wants, starting a generation of truthfulness??? How ODD that the "Hacker" knew they were planning to have a baby!!! What TRUTHFUL HONEST PEOPLE.
* Mike Truong: I bet the FBI got plenty of tips from this case but too bad these two nutjobs pocketed it all.
* Charles Powell: Thats it...Hackers. Gotcha. Bet it was the Chinese. Or was in Anonymous. We know how Guy Fawkes hated repackaged cakes. Remember Remember that horrible repacked cake we ordered in November
* Thomas Fuller: "Alright, nobody move! This is the FBI and this is a virtual RAID! Everyone who has posted here is under arrest. Please go to facebook.com/onlinefbijail and turn yourself into virtual jail. Trial has been waived and ALL of you have been sentenced to having your facebook home page changed every month or so to something incomprehensible!"
* Bunker B. Fiorella: The FBI called, they said your food sucks
* Amanda Byers Simington: I'm thinking of opening my own chicken joint. I'm going to call it Amanda's Chicken Place that Serves Chicken and Chicken Products.
* Erika Duda DuVal: I hope your Pinterest account is ok, lol
* Janelle Pasch: I am the chief officer of the FBI Computer Crimes Unit and I can assure you we are doing everything we can so that ALL of the reddits, the yelps, and the twitters will be convicted and serve time in the Official Internet Haters Jail. MEOW
* Dan Tolson: At least you were able to get your CapsLock button un-jammed
* Kaitlyn Sheffield: I hope the two of you inexplicably start shitting live hornets.
* Nathan White: F.B.I Failing Bakery Investigators. Completely different than the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
* Chase McCown: Funny, I thought you all enjoyed taking credit for the work of others.
* Dana Boggs: I know a really good lawyer you guys may wanna contact. His name's Saul Goodman.
* Gavin Tanner: Going to try her cake tomorrow. They are on sale at Walmart.
* Justine Lucas: Funny that the "Hacker" mentioned that they would be having a baby and teaching it what God wants, starting a generation of truthfulness??? How ODD that the "Hacker" knew they were planning to have a baby!!! What TRUTHFUL HONEST PEOPLE.
* Mike Truong: I bet the FBI got plenty of tips from this case but too bad these two nutjobs pocketed it all.
* Charles Powell: Thats it...Hackers. Gotcha. Bet it was the Chinese. Or was in Anonymous. We know how Guy Fawkes hated repackaged cakes. Remember Remember that horrible repacked cake we ordered in November
* Thomas Fuller: "Alright, nobody move! This is the FBI and this is a virtual RAID! Everyone who has posted here is under arrest. Please go to facebook.com/onlinefbijail and turn yourself into virtual jail. Trial has been waived and ALL of you have been sentenced to having your facebook home page changed every month or so to something incomprehensible!"
* Bunker B. Fiorella: The FBI called, they said your food sucks
* Amanda Byers Simington: I'm thinking of opening my own chicken joint. I'm going to call it Amanda's Chicken Place that Serves Chicken and Chicken Products.
* Erika Duda DuVal: I hope your Pinterest account is ok, lol
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