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Pop! Goes the Business!
Kaylee Bakes has an amazing offer, just for you! For the low, low price of $10, you can have one inexpertly frosted Halloween cake pop. Estimated delivery: November 2013! BUT WAIT! Order now, and you can have CHRISTMAS CAKE POPS TOO!! (Just don't ask for more than one, or you'll be getting them next year.)

Kickfailure is understandably amused.

But hark! What light through yonder Kaylee Bakes? It is the feast! And Kaylee Bakes is the sun!

"This better be removed. I have your address ANDY."

"You all can stop hating because I am a certified chef. Also, I’m not selling I’m advertising. And I’ve been running my business for over a year making hundreds of dollars so you can stop talking about someone you don’t know."

Also, it's pointed out that she needs a license to sell food products outside of her state and a Health Department-certified kitchen to bake them in. BUT KAYLEE BAKES HAS A PLAN!

"I’m not SELLING, I’m SENDING complimentary cake pops to those who funded me. SO THERE."

Sounds legit.

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rhrsoulmates
2013-10-19 10:27 pm UTC (link)

What's with her not *getting* "your" vs. "you're"? It was almost like she was doing it on purpose but, she wasn't. Also, her fiance/babydaddy is so very classy. Where can I get one like him?

The funniest thing was the link to another blog post for the "Strap & Crap", which has been renamed to “Loop N’ Poop”. It helps "lessen the chance of messin' your pants". Now I'm not really an outdoorsy person but is there a big need for this and would YOU actually use it?

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	hopsandbarley 2013-10-20 02:03 am UTC (link)
	Okay look, if a BEAR can shit in the woods without one of those things... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eevee 2013-10-20 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	But bears cheat because they don't wear pants! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	full_metal_ox 2013-10-21 10:29 pm UTC (link)
	Besides, bears avail themselves of the Charmin that grows abundantly in the wilderness--would Madison Avenue lie to us? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bienegold 2013-10-22 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	Uuuuuugh Charmin. I know that commercials are more about brand memory than actual selling, but Charmin and Kia are on my lifetime never buy list because of their creepy, weirdass ads. (deleted and reposted due to rogue pinkies) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	full_metal_ox 2013-10-22 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Do not start me on the Unfortunate Implications (and possible bullying triggers) of this Geico ad. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-10-23 12:18 am UTC (link)
	o.O (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hopsandbarley 2013-10-23 03:07 am UTC (link)
	On the subject, can Geico please get an entirely new marketing department? I don't like the "run an idea into the ground until it loses all semblance of sense or humor" strategy they've been using since at least the early 2000's. For one thing, it gave us that awful Cavemen show. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spawn_of_kong 2013-10-23 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Yay, I'm not alone! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rhrsoulmates 2013-10-23 02:01 am UTC (link)
	(Joins the delete and repost train Found the ad/company name.) StubHub's talking oak tree is the creepiest! I got as far as "Creepy tic..." and it was the first hit on Google! Creepy Ticket Oak (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2013-10-25 06:24 am UTC (link)
	OMG CREEPY TICKET OAK! SO CREEPY! D: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	caffeine_fairy 2013-10-23 11:05 am UTC (link)
	This thing; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP0mXUCqOCc creeps me the f*ck out. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	argylespy 2013-10-22 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Also, her fiance/babydaddy is so very classy. Boy needs a prozac, Jesus Christ. o.O Calm the fuck down and stop trying to shove every word you think is an insult into a single sentence. It doesn't make you more insulting, it just makes you look like a twelve year old who just discovered he won't be immediately struck down by lightning for saying the F-word. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	rhrsoulmates 2013-10-23 02:02 am UTC (link)
	Seriously! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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