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Pop! Goes the Business!
Kaylee Bakes has an amazing offer, just for you! For the low, low price of $10, you can have one inexpertly frosted Halloween cake pop. Estimated delivery: November 2013! BUT WAIT! Order now, and you can have CHRISTMAS CAKE POPS TOO!! (Just don't ask for more than one, or you'll be getting them next year.)

Kickfailure is understandably amused.

But hark! What light through yonder Kaylee Bakes? It is the feast! And Kaylee Bakes is the sun!

"This better be removed. I have your address ANDY."

"You all can stop hating because I am a certified chef. Also, I’m not selling I’m advertising. And I’ve been running my business for over a year making hundreds of dollars so you can stop talking about someone you don’t know."

Also, it's pointed out that she needs a license to sell food products outside of her state and a Health Department-certified kitchen to bake them in. BUT KAYLEE BAKES HAS A PLAN!

"I’m not SELLING, I’m SENDING complimentary cake pops to those who funded me. SO THERE."

Sounds legit.

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	bubosquared 2013-10-20 12:41 am UTC (link)
	OMG IT'S ICING BIATCH! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	come_love_sleep 2013-10-20 06:25 am UTC (link)
	flips table (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2013-10-21 12:58 am UTC (link)
	FROSTING, DAMN YOU! DON'T MAKE ME CUT YOU! brandishes shiv (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyvyola 2013-10-21 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Amateur! Dilettante! ::sneers and brandishes an off-set spatula:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ymfaery 2013-10-21 09:37 pm UTC (link)
	..that will never get old. XD (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brennalarose 2013-10-22 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	Beautiful, innit? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2013-11-03 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe we could agree that icing is fondant-type cake topping and frostings are the more cream-based sort, like cream cheese, buttercream, whipped cream, ganache, etc. ..aand now I just made myself hungry. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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