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Pop! Goes the Business!
Kaylee Bakes has an amazing offer, just for you! For the low, low price of $10, you can have one inexpertly frosted Halloween cake pop. Estimated delivery: November 2013! BUT WAIT! Order now, and you can have CHRISTMAS CAKE POPS TOO!! (Just don't ask for more than one, or you'll be getting them next year.)

Kickfailure is understandably amused.

But hark! What light through yonder Kaylee Bakes? It is the feast! And Kaylee Bakes is the sun!

"This better be removed. I have your address ANDY."

"You all can stop hating because I am a certified chef. Also, I’m not selling I’m advertising. And I’ve been running my business for over a year making hundreds of dollars so you can stop talking about someone you don’t know."

Also, it's pointed out that she needs a license to sell food products outside of her state and a Health Department-certified kitchen to bake them in. BUT KAYLEE BAKES HAS A PLAN!

"I’m not SELLING, I’m SENDING complimentary cake pops to those who funded me. SO THERE."

Sounds legit.

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	cygnia 2013-10-20 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	I want to see this woman appear on "Shark Tank" just so Kevin O'Leary can tear into her... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	tez 2013-10-21 01:16 am UTC (link)
	...you know, I would actually donate if that was a thing that would happen. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cygnia 2013-10-21 04:14 am UTC (link)
	As soon as she brings up her "hundreds of dollars" worth of sales, the snark from Kevin would be a thing of beauty. "I FORBID YOU TO DO THIS!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tez 2013-10-21 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Not only Kevin but Mark would have an absolute field day with this. Someone really needs to plant this idea in her head. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dreamworld 2013-10-21 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	Can we bring Gordon Ramsey into this, somehow, some way? Please? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ladyrogue 2013-10-22 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Seconded. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mad_teacup 2013-10-23 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Gonna have to third this...everything just got x10 funnier imagining Gordon Ramsay involved. I was getting serious Amy's Baking Company vibes, just without the storefront full of ready-made desserts. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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