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Pop! Goes the Business!
Kaylee Bakes has an amazing offer, just for you! For the low, low price of $10, you can have one inexpertly frosted Halloween cake pop. Estimated delivery: November 2013! BUT WAIT! Order now, and you can have CHRISTMAS CAKE POPS TOO!! (Just don't ask for more than one, or you'll be getting them next year.)

Kickfailure is understandably amused.

But hark! What light through yonder Kaylee Bakes? It is the feast! And Kaylee Bakes is the sun!

"This better be removed. I have your address ANDY."

"You all can stop hating because I am a certified chef. Also, I’m not selling I’m advertising. And I’ve been running my business for over a year making hundreds of dollars so you can stop talking about someone you don’t know."

Also, it's pointed out that she needs a license to sell food products outside of her state and a Health Department-certified kitchen to bake them in. BUT KAYLEE BAKES HAS A PLAN!

"I’m not SELLING, I’m SENDING complimentary cake pops to those who funded me. SO THERE."

Sounds legit.

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	frenzy 2013-10-20 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	You guuuuuuuuuys, she's only 20! She has a baby! Stop asking her all these gotcha questions and send her some money already! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	hopsandbarley 2013-10-21 12:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm only three years older than her and just as unemployed, and I have better business sense than this. Hell, I could make more appealing cake-like things than her. Clearly, I'm looking into the wrong line of work! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	anthologia 2013-10-21 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Looking at kickfail and how many weird projects get donations makes me want to kickstart something. A book, maybe? I could make it supernatural romance/dystopian to get in on all the trends. Like "brooding selkie falls in love with a human and also the society requires they eat only tuna and vitamins three meals a day to keep them demoralized". (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beccastareyes 2013-10-21 04:36 pm UTC (link)
	Fresh tuna or canned? Because fresh tuna is rather delicious, raw or cooked. (I admit, I'd probably bid on that because I want more selkies in my urban fantasy.) I still wouldn't want to live on it, and, barring a carnivore's digestive system, it probably wouldn't feel so good after a week, but I could live on worse things. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	come_love_sleep 2013-10-22 06:39 am UTC (link)
	I was so sad when that report came out earlier in the year about how much more mercury is in most tuna than expected. Really, four pieces of sushi or half a can of tuna a week is all I could do? But a tuna roll has six pieces! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	hopsandbarley 2013-10-22 09:47 am UTC (link)
	Yikes, seriously? Guess it's a good thing I only get my tuna in a rainbow roll. Damn, now I really want sushi. But it's 2:45 AM and it's out of my budget... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cmdr_zoom 2013-10-22 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Eep. Well, fortunately I don't have it every week... just ever now and then, when the craving hits. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kookaburra 2013-10-27 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	eyes large tupperware container full of tuna salad for this week's sandwiches ruh roh (Reply to this)(Parent)

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