Beauty Box Wank
(Courtesy of the mousie on WR)

Karsyn Dupree (sister-in-law of the siblings who make up the indie band Eisley) is the owner of Bliss Branch, an online boutique. The shop sells a subscription box, BlissBox, that advertises itself as "a very special personalized package made JUST FOR YOU!" where buyers are required to answer an in-depth questionnaire that supposed allows Karsyn to pick out items specifically for each customer. So far, so good. Ok, so the returns page has "NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES ON BLISSBOXES!" in large bold fonts, but since Karsyn picks out the items just for you, why would you need to return things anyways?

Turns out that no, she really doesn't. The all "personalized" boxes that's supposed to contain 5-6 personalized items that were sent out recently contain 4 of the exact same items, with the only different item being the fifth item. And as far as taking the detailed questionnaire into account, a few people received items they specifically mentioned they did not want. When a customer writes a negative review of the box on the subreddit BeautyBoxes, Bliss Branch follows the Lime Crime model by flouncing to the official instagram to complain about haters and internet trolls. Sadly, those posts seemed to have been deleted, but you can find copies of the text in the reddit posts.