Frosh, posh.
Ah, the dear old UCLA comm, the LJ community for all of us that call UCLA, "that place where they hurt us" as we like to call it. We have plenty wank: there's the fact that construction involves using a drill on the 7th floor of the res halls at 8:00 am during finals week, or the fact that the on campus Republicans have waged a holy war against MeCha, or the fact that the dining hall only gives us one piece of fruit, or the fact that there was that dead homeless guy in the bushes next to public sciences for a week (so that was that smell). We got plenty of wank and it smells worse in the rain.

But dude, this is the stupidest wank since the pro-lifers thought it was perfectly acceptable to post wall-size pictures of bloody fetuses as elementary schools were doing tours that one week.

And yes, I realize that I described all the wank that's not in the link, but the rest is much funnier, I swear. The link is just...lame.