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Paisley is Eeevvvvviillll!!!
DemonBusters.com is a website that draws your ATTENTION to important POINTS by repeatedly CAPITALIZING them. Among other things, it tells you which everyday items are actually instruments of Satan. And one of those things is paisley.
Now why would paisley be evil? Because:
- The pattern traces it's origin to a style of art from heathen India.
- Said art style was part of a Muslim culture. So, somehow, the art is both Hindu and Muslim at the same time. Gotcha.
- Said art style was used on Muslim prayer rugs. And obviously, when an art style is used on something non-Christian, this contaminates the whole style.
- Said style includes commas, which are actually an occult symbol from the Pythagorean mystical system. Which is why we must remove commas from English writing as well! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Back Satan, back I say!
- Textile patterns manufactured in the town of Paisley were based on this style, and these patterns became "paisley". Specifically, they were based on scarves from India made from goat hair, and everyone knows that goats are the symbol of Satan!
- Additionally, the scarves were woven using techniques which were introduced to India via the Jesuits, so those scarves had Catholic cooties!!
Jebus, you just can't make stuff like this up!
