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The Sinister Dr. Larimer (phosfate) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2004-03-02 14:31:00

Current mood:

Mildly Amused

This just in: Americans don't spell very well.
'Member Janet Jackson's rogue Maguffey? Sure you do! The Smoking Gun shelled out for copies of some of the letters sent to the FCC.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/jjfcc1.html

I wonder if there would have been so much anger if Timbertoes had popped the top off a white woman.

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	sagralisse 2004-03-02 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	I like the one that thinks it was assault (so Justin should be charged) and a planned stunt (so Janet should be charged). BOTH! (Reply to this)

	ahiru 2004-03-02 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Someone should write to the FCC demanding they fine and imprison most of the writers of those letters for committing such hideous violence on grammar and spelling. I know that offends me way more than Janet Jackson's boob ever did. (Reply to this)

	also_not_a_pipe 2004-03-03 02:13 am UTC (link)
	"Mr. Powel, I don't consider myself to be a finatic, bit i do fear the wrath of GOD if our country continues its moral decline." sporfle Must... resist "finatics and their angry Cod" joke... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	julia 2004-03-03 02:54 am UTC (link)
	Question... would the wrath of Cod be canned or in a flavor-sealed pouch? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ahiru 2004-03-03 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Aw, now the wrath of Salmon's gonna feel left out, all alone in its little tin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	musette 2004-03-03 05:36 am UTC (link)
	What about the wrath of Tuna Roll dammit? All alone wrapped in their seaweed, weeping that they are denied the smiting. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	also_not_a_pipe 2004-03-03 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Depends on the faith, I should think. If it was Catholic wrath, it would be beer-battered and fried, for example. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	tempslut 2004-03-03 07:34 am UTC (link)
	And served with wine at communion! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	blackjackrocket 2004-03-03 06:22 am UTC (link)
	I love the one that equates flashing a breast to being unAmerican and babykilling. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	crickets 2004-03-03 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Because we all know breasts are such babykillers. What - breasts are unpatriotic now? facepalm I know I'm taking it out of context, but still. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blackjackrocket 2004-03-03 06:44 am UTC (link)
	I feel I should point out that 11 is by someone from my old hometown. Whoever edited the names off this should have remembered the TV station... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	crickets 2004-03-03 08:07 am UTC (link)
	Hee! Eagle eye, there. I like number 23, including the typos. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Fowl language rachelmap 2004-03-03 10:01 am UTC (link)
	Buk buk buk bubaaaawk! (Word, sister!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sagralisse 2004-03-03 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	Because we all know breasts are such babykillers. He has a point. That throwing star on Janet's breast would present a chocking hazard. No kids under three please! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	apoplexia 2004-03-03 11:25 am UTC (link)
	I like the one who complains about the players cheating. Oh why won't the FCC do something about this? (Reply to this)

	virago 2004-03-03 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	oh. my. word this is priceless stuff. #4: >>If you read the bible you know what GOD did to Sodom and Gamora.>> But Gamora is friend to all the children! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	melusine 2004-03-04 12:16 am UTC (link)
	sings Gamera is really neat!~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	greekhoop 2004-03-04 03:18 am UTC (link)
	...Gamera is full of meat! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2004-03-04 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	We all like to eat...Gamera! (Reply to this)(Parent)

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