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The Drink Mixer of the Darkside ([info]deoridhe) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-03-04 17:12:00
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Current mood:energetic
Current music:Virtual Crime, Ghost in the Shell

Offline, historical wank from .cattiness
Dot cattiness once again has a stupid spike due to dakiwiboid's posting and davidkevin replying. Apparently, they both worked at the same hospital for a while and cant stand each other!

Their epic hatred finds an outlet in this post, which has as much fang as a chinchilla.

The opening gambit is dakiwiboid's:

Yes, you certainly are an authority
and everyone should accept your word on how things should be done at the hospital where you are no longer employed. After all, you once tried to have employee badges made for your young children because it would be so CUTE!

Quickly, davidkevin defends s/h/it's honor:

No, but it doesn't surprise me that you would (again) distort the truth.

My then-kindergarten and pre-school aged boys made my elderly female stroke rehab patients feel better with hugs because of their sweet natures, which is a damn sight more than you've ever done in direct patient care.

P. S.: My Nurse Manager had no problem with (obviously not-real) badges labelled "Hug Therapist" for my children, so screw your ignorance.

We even have a third party sighting! It's a symbiot with arms - how did that happen? bbwoof also worked with both of these cretinsshining examples of humanity:

Just to inject some objective truth into this discussion: I am the person who produces employee ID badges at the hospital where you are no longer employed. Your Nurse Manager may or may not have had a problem with such badges; your Nurse Manager did not authorize their production.

I have no idea what truth you believe is being distorted, davidkevin. I do know that your comment about "direct patient care" is rank speculation; you have no idea how many elderly female stroke patients dakiwiboid had hugged, or otherwise cared for. dakiwiboid has done as much support for patient care as you have -- and she is still employed at the hospital.

davidkevin, you have been my friend for over a quarter century. That does not give you the right, in my eyes, to bad-mouth my symbiont. You haven't seen me bad-mouthing your wife or children, have you?

There's much, much more - including a funeral being brought up! - but I would hate to rob you of the joy of finding it out on your own.

Anyone who knows how to archive wank might want to grab this one... it looks like it has a small half-life.


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*blinks*
[info]vasaris
2004-03-04 11:30 pm UTC (link)
*boggle* doesn't even begin to cover it.

I'm tempted to go in and start throwing live preservers around before people start drowning in the spooge.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-04 11:33 pm UTC (link)
cattiness, indeed.

P. S.: My Nurse Manager had no problem with (obviously not-real) badges labelled "Hug Therapist" for my children, so screw your ignorance.

it comforts me to know that a member of the medical profession walks around saying 'screw your ignorance'. so that's the kind of vocab a big, exshpensive edumacation buys you!

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-04 11:35 pm UTC (link)
davidkevin, you have been my friend for over a quarter century.

You should never have made that rash promise about 'killing him last.'

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[info]yadda
2004-03-05 12:12 am UTC (link)
Ack, that made me inhale half a thin mint.

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 03:23 am UTC (link)
Thank you for reminding me that I bought more Gril Scout cookies! (Those new Lemon Coolers are yummy. XD)

*runs off to binge*

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 03:25 am UTC (link)
erm, I meant *Girl* Scout cookies. >_<
I also forgot to sign myself.
~littlest_lurker

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[info]smo
2004-03-05 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Mmm, Girl Scout Cookies. I bought a box each of Caramel DeLites Samoas and Peanut Butter Patties Tagalongs from some adorable little Scouts at the T station the other day. Yummers.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-05 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Gril Scout cookies

now with 50% more protein!

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 05:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear. ::offers Orangina::

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[info]snowglassapples
2004-03-05 12:09 am UTC (link)
*curious* So, is there some huge history involving this guy that I never heard about?

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History
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-05 12:30 am UTC (link)
Wish I knew! I wandered in on this late, and honestly I don't think I'm tall enough to wade through the spooge and ask for details. I just figured I would share the idiocy I ran across.

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[info]25th_of_april
2004-03-05 01:51 am UTC (link)
*has extreme amounts of love for your icon*

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[info]squib
2004-03-05 02:18 am UTC (link)
He's kinda like the Dot_cattiness equivalent of Not-Bob. The resident community troll.

Look at his LJ, it tends to be even wankier. Especially the whole business accusing the community of being "online bullies" and quoting a Wash Post article-- but the article was talking about *kids*, not full-grown wankers adults.

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[info]wolfsamurai
2004-03-05 03:39 am UTC (link)
And jackals. Don't forget the accusations of jackal-dom.

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[info]bitca
2004-03-05 03:07 pm UTC (link)
Icon! *adores*

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[info]smo
2004-03-05 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Seconding the icon adoration. I hear Serena saying that line every time I see it, and every time it cracks me up.

"Shop smart - shop S-Mart!"

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[info]wolfsamurai
2004-03-05 03:36 am UTC (link)
He is essentially the He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named of dot_cattiness. Every time he is mentioned, every time someone vaguely alludes to him or something which might be him, every time every time which someone thinks about him or has ever thought of him, he shows up and spooges all over the place. Usually he sulks off after calling the resident community members ignorant, bullies, jackals, or some combination thereof.

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[info]squib
2004-03-05 11:01 pm UTC (link)
Icon love!!

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[info]hayashi
2004-03-06 12:15 pm UTC (link)
Serious icon love. <3333333

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(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 12:40 pm UTC (link)
If you go back to around Dec. 1st of last year, you'll find the first big wank outbreak. It's ... interesting.

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 03:32 pm UTC (link)
I encountered him briefly a few weeks ago, and he set off pretty much every online alarm bell I have. His own journal is...yes, it certainly exists, yes. His userinfo page contains a boldface disclaimer and copyright notice in which he forbids quoting or even summarizing anything he ever says on Livejournal.

Oh. Oopsy.

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BACKSTORY
[info]guinevere33
2004-03-06 04:31 am UTC (link)
For those of you desirous of backstory on the little wanker that could: one of my old posts on D-K.

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[info]lots42
2004-03-05 12:09 am UTC (link)
What the hell is a symbiont?

And there better not be snot-nosed kids running amok in any hospital I'm at. I'll scream, literally. At them. Hopefully they'll wet their pants.

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[info]eljuno
2004-03-05 12:24 am UTC (link)
What the hell is a symbiont?

Sounds like a geeky-"cute" personal term for "signifigant other" in this case.

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[info]squib
2004-03-05 01:46 am UTC (link)
CREEPY. That whole "symbiont" business. What, she lives in his stomach? His head? Seriously squicky, if you ask me!

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[info]mirabellawotr
2004-03-06 12:41 pm UTC (link)
And there better not be snot-nosed kids running amok in any hospital I'm at. I'll scream, literally. At them. Hopefully they'll wet their pants.

Dude, seriously. Especially if they're wearing nametags that say "hug therapist." I'd want a nametag that said "Touch me and I will rend you limb from limb, you little spawn of Satan."

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[info]shoiryu
2004-03-05 01:27 am UTC (link)
The "hug therapist" nametag idea makes me want to vomit.

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[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-05 01:48 am UTC (link)
ah good. so i wasn't the only one. the last thing i need when i'm in the hospital for a broken leg or a blood test or a colonoscopy, whatever the case may be, is a snot-nosed little kid running up to me and screaming "YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED A HUG!!!!"

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 03:33 pm UTC (link)
Apparently you have to be a stroke patient to appreciate it.

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 04:01 pm UTC (link)
You gotta love a sadistic dentist. My first orthodontist kept only Bible stories and Warren horror comics in his waiting room.

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[info]apoplexia
2004-03-08 04:25 pm UTC (link)
My dentist was named Dr Bliss. I swear.

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[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 04:11 pm UTC (link)
Is it frightening that just from reading his comments and entries on the various occasions on which he's either been wanked, or been on the periphery, I've been thinking "Dude. He's got Asperger's Syndrome. The guy's mildly autistic; this is why he reacts to people in this manner, with these phrasings. Why he tends not to pick up on jokes or social cues."

Checked userinfo just now. He's got Asperger's Syndrome.

Obviously, am in wrong profession. Er, except for the part where no one should let me near their brain with a ten foot pole, much less with a medical license.

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 05:08 pm UTC (link)
That explains a lot.

He's just posted on Metaquotes (LJ version) asking for the moderators. Will it turn into kerfufflage? Only time will tell.




...Now that I think of it, why's someone who doesn't want his journal copied been hanging around on Metaquotes?

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[info]mpoetess
2004-03-05 05:12 pm UTC (link)
I suspect he follows metaquotes and dot_cattiness and their ilk (ie any place where he's seen himself insulted or considers himself to have been insulted) in order to keep his enemies closer than his friends, as it were. Hey, as far as that goes, I don't think the practice itself is all that wanky. It's engaging with people on a community called dot_cattiness and expecting them not to be catty, that's sort of.. not our earth logic.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-03-05 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Ooo, link?

I'm not a metaquoter.

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[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 05:27 pm UTC (link)
Ici: http://www.livejournal.com/community/metaquotes/816909.html

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It's locked, here's the score so far...
(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 05:33 pm UTC (link)
Target for Displaced Anger (davidkevin) wrote in metaquotes,
@ 2004-03-05 09:51:00
Current mood: annoyed

Information, Please
Would the moderator(s) of this community please identify her/himself/themselves? Thank you.

shoiryu
2004-03-05 08:03
You goin' for a second round on F_W or something?

daenarys
2004-03-05 08:14
Race you for reportage?

Oh good lordy
_redpanda_
2004-03-05 08:31
If this is about the earlier quote that mentions your name, sorry, but there's no law on god's green earth against that. :)

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Re: It's locked, here's the score so far...
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-05 05:46 pm UTC (link)
I joined and added my two cents. 8)

"Is the ickle davikins scared of the evil and frightening comments?" He's deleting.

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Re: It's locked, here's the score so far...
[info]phosfate
2004-03-05 05:55 pm UTC (link)
He's been a participant in MQ for at least a month. Weenie.

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Re: It's locked, here's the score so far...
(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 05:56 pm UTC (link)
Beautiful...he asks for the mod, then deletes her reply. The mod is now using her "rip your nuts off" icon. I smell a ban_set on the wind.

shoiryu
2004-03-05 08:42
Aww, comment deleting is NAUGHTY.

That's two strikes...
_redpanda_
2004-03-05 08:42
Is there a reason why you've posted this locked AND deleted all comments, pal?

deoridhe
2004-03-05 08:44
Is the ickle davikins scared of the evil and frightening comments?

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Because I'm so hideously bored...
(Anonymous)
2004-03-05 06:08 pm UTC (link)
indigoskynet
2004-03-05 08:54
I am pretty sure that the person whose comment you deleted is one of the moderators. And she addressed your concern.

Deleting her comment -- oh, bad move. That's just gonna piss her off.

Here's the skinny: if your entry was public, nobody needs permission to quote you because you said it in public. ^.^

fairestcat
2004-03-05 09:02
It wasn't even his comment. It was a comment by someone else that happened to mention him by name.

Really, this deleting comments thing is just bad form. You know there needs to be a list somewhere: "Tactics not to use in a disagreement: an idiots guide to getting people to listen to your opinion"

black_opal
2004-03-05 09:05
It wasn't even his entry -- somebody merely mentioned him. Good lord, he really IS He-That-Must-Not-Be-Named!

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Re: Because I'm so hideously bored...
ataniell93
2004-03-05 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Nah. He-That-Must-Not-Be-Named (see icon) is much cuter.

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Re: Because I'm so hideously bored...
[info]judyhazeleyes
2004-03-05 08:36 pm UTC (link)
agreed!

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Re: It's locked, here's the score so far...
[info]dae
2004-03-05 06:24 pm UTC (link)
You know that's the first time I've ever had a comment deleted...

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Re: It's locked, here's the score so far...
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-05 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Now the whole this is deleted!

Anyone got a place to host? I saved the code. ^_^ That's what he gets for warning us.

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[info]guinevere33
2004-03-06 04:34 am UTC (link)
Ah, so THAT explains the following dot_cattiness post:

No, sweetie, 'Asshole' comes between 'Asperger's' and 'Attention Deficit Disorder' in the dictionary. Keep looking.

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