lj news, bringing the wank...
It's only small, but hey, wanking for posting the first comment? Why not.

news: it's like insta-wank.

c_in_amopyhrain posts an innocent comment. kingdeadfish takes immediate exception.

Imitation comments are spawned.

lvnginxtc starts a new thread complete with spelling that makes you go OMGWTF?*brainexplode*.

flashthetoilet then has to start another new thread to ask what's wrong with people saying "first comment"?

And there's even a troll.