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Stripenfoxen ([info]terminal_frost) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-03-12 23:26:00


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Current mood:*thud*

"Won't someone please think of the cows?"
Presenting a new source for OTF_Wank: feminist_rage. With a name like that, you know there's going to be drama.

And just like Old Faithful, it doesn't disappoint.

It starts off innocently enough. withrdthirdeye starts off with a rant about how obsessed women are with maintaining body image after having served a female customer who wanted skim milk in her latter, after she complained about how huge she was and that skim was her only dietary choice.

Simple enough.

Then misstyzek comes in, ranting about how the production of dairy is somehow analogous to human rape victims, and suddenly there's more cream in the comments than there are in the cup of latte the customer ordered.

Of course, Yours Truly's in on this too, and therefore claims no moral high ground in any of today's wankage.

It's a grand day down on the farm, folks.

Now... Where's my chocolate milk?



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[info]rogue
2004-03-13 05:31 am UTC (link)
I'm pretty sure someone on fandom_wank beat you to this. It's even been icon'ed.

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-13 05:33 am UTC (link)
Bugger.

This is what I get for not paying attention.

I just noticed when the mods over there decided to go on a banning spree.

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Banned
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-13 05:37 am UTC (link)
I think I got banned! I hanve't bothered to check, but people who were "milder" than I were banned, so it seems likely. Hmph, so much for a "safe space."

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Re: Banned
[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-13 05:47 am UTC (link)
I posted a snide remark to the mod's warning post.

I can just hear the banning clock tick away the seconds...

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[info]rogue
2004-03-13 05:43 am UTC (link)
It happens. *patpat* But now, maybe people who were living under a rock and missed it can get their chance to point, laugh, and drink milk.

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-13 05:45 am UTC (link)
Thanks.

I came across this over on anti_vegan, and dammit if I wasn't going stick my nose into it.

I may wank, but I wank with purpose.

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[info]eiviiaru
2004-03-13 05:43 am UTC (link)
Yeah, you got beaten to this -- it even spawned an interesting comment thread. That said, I repeat that this is a lovely and a beautiful wank, and if any in recent memory deserved to be double-posted, this is it.

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Edu-wank
[info]deoridhe
2004-03-13 06:54 am UTC (link)
I love edu-wanks, don't you?

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Re: Edu-wank
[info]eiviiaru
2004-03-13 08:01 am UTC (link)
It's like inverse wanking, in a way. "So we were all in this gigantic argument about cows being raped, and suddenly an interesting discussion arose! Shock!"

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Re: Edu-wank
[info]rann
2004-03-14 06:17 pm UTC (link)
"Can't have that. Better ban the people that started the discussion, so we can get back to arguing about raped cows."

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-03-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
My friend Tabi and I had a bit of a laugh over that earlier. XD "We need milk! I'm gonna rape someone!" "Go to the store, dude". Then I said something about how people would milk it for all it was worth...and then thing is I dunno if I made that bad pun intentionally. XD

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[info]kijikun
2004-03-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
heh. Anon_3point5 made a apperance.

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[info]lolibot
2004-03-13 08:15 am UTC (link)
"it's like they're a hive mind!"

no; we're a hive vagina.

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[info]lolibot
2004-03-13 08:18 am UTC (link)
by that i mean she said, "it's not like they're a hive mind"

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-13 08:22 am UTC (link)
"it's like they're a hive mind!"

no; we're a hive vagina.


*points to diagram of human body*

"Up here is the head, which is also known as the skull, which is dominated - in most people - by a braincase that houses a marvelous - in most people - organ called the brain, which houses - in most people - the mind.

"Down here we have the genitalia; in males you've got a tube plus a sac that contains two lumps of flesh that for some reason dominates his life on the outside of the body. And on the female, the tube and lumps of flesh are on the inside; which is an optimal placement that allows for occasional bitchiness to take place.

"The hive mind is located up here in the braincase. The hive vagina is located down here in the genital region. You can tell the difference between the two not just by position on the body, but by the fact that the hive vagina is bitchier, snarkier and funnier than its equivalent in the braincase.

Any questions?"

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[info]apoplexia
2004-03-13 11:01 am UTC (link)
Must. Fight. Urge. To. Go. Over. There. And. Post. This.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-03-13 11:29 am UTC (link)
Do it do it do it!

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-03-13 12:30 pm UTC
Re: - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-13 09:58 pm UTC
Banned - [info]deoridhe, 2004-03-13 10:48 pm UTC
Re: Banned - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-13 11:29 pm UTC
Re: Banned - [info]apoplexia, 2004-03-13 11:46 pm UTC
Re: Banned - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-03-14 12:39 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-14 12:44 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-03-14 12:50 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-14 01:06 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]wakkymse, 2004-03-14 03:09 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-14 03:30 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]wakkymse, 2004-03-14 03:53 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]darkrose, 2004-03-14 06:19 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]elanor_durall, 2004-03-14 06:43 pm UTC
Re: Banned - [info]wakkymse, 2004-03-15 05:14 am UTC
Sweet steers - [info]princessdot, 2004-03-14 10:05 am UTC
Re: Banned - ataniell93, 2004-03-15 03:44 am UTC
Re: Banned - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-03-14 02:19 pm UTC
Re: Banned - (Anonymous), 2004-04-20 06:33 pm UTC
Re: Banned - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-04-21 12:39 am UTC

[info]apoplexia
2004-03-14 02:10 pm UTC (link)
May I humbly suggest that this gem be posted on [info]fw_fairytales?

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-14 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Sure go right ahead.

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-03-15 09:15 am UTC (link)
Oh whups.

I thought you were asking if *you* could post it there.

I'm getting my forums mixed up again.

I r not so smrt as I though I was... :/

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-03-15 11:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2004-03-16 04:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2004-03-18 02:14 pm UTC
ARGH.
[info]walkingundine
2004-03-14 01:27 am UTC (link)
I'm a member of that community. I like it lots; it's dramaladen, but it's understood that it's supposed to be a safe space to rant in.

I think the wank resulted from people forgetting not to feed the trolls.
I'm unhappy about Rann being banned, 'cause I like Rann.

The whole thing irritates me immensely.

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Re: ARGH.
[info]rann
2004-03-14 06:21 pm UTC (link)
I was being teh snark, certainly, and evenly openly said "Ooo! Ban me, ban me!", so it's not like it's a surprise. n.n It's kind of funny, because it's not like I care if I'm banned... I wasn't interested in joining the community, or even that invested in snarking there, and really the manner in which they did it just makes them look bad. ("Members who troll may have their journals posted publicly"? Um, right, not a member!)
But thanks for the mention. ^.^

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Re: ARGH.
[info]walkingundine
2004-03-15 12:19 am UTC (link)
It was... Well, I just sorta read the kerfluffle and hung my lil' feminist head in shame. People are such children.

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Re: ARGH.
[info]wankprophet
2004-03-15 02:54 am UTC (link)
Ironically, though, children aren't people. ::best John Cleese voice:: Really makes you think, doesn't it?

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Re: ARGH.
[info]aruru
2004-03-15 07:38 pm UTC (link)
"Members who troll may have their journals posted publicly"?

......but what if your journal's already public? And it's not like they can't see what your username is when you post, and...

*tries to make sense of things... FAILS*

*brain collapses under weight of TEH STOOPEID*

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Re: ARGH. - (Anonymous), 2004-03-16 01:17 am UTC
Re: ARGH. - [info]aruru, 2004-03-16 04:11 am UTC

 
   
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