Wank hits Elfwood, film at eleven
Over on Elfwood Rant, Beatprogeny thinks that rants should be taken as they are, in the pure space of rantage without any fear or insult or rebuttal, and expresses bitterness at not getting recognized as he wants because of his penis.

Most of the other denizens of Elfwood Rant don't quite agree with this, though there is the required "I'm taking my artwork and going home" comment (naturally, Beatprogeny is horrified at how quickly everyone brushes this person off!).