More Customers_Suck Wank
I'll admit that my wankdar isn't finely tuned yet, but this seemed a little wanky to me.

The original post:

little known fact - if you play lotto, scratch-offs, etc..when you win a nice amount of money (anything over 20, 25), you should throw the person who printed your ticket a tip, depending on how much you won. and you should also thank them.

Wankslation:

I am entitled to extra money for performing a service for which I'm already paid and takes no extra effort on my part. Why? BECAUSE I'M ENTITLED!

Other lottery ticket printers disagree.

BUT I'M ENTITLED! P.S. You don't want to piss me off, because my resentment will ... er ... have absolutely no effect on your chances of winning next time.

Comments range from "relax, dude" to "you're a retarded monkey who doesn't deserve handouts."

And then there's the best part:

You're all assholes. Stop replying to my post -- UR MAKING ME LOOK STOOPID!

	necronomist 2004-03-21 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	Er, I think that only works for card dealers in casinos. But what do I know, I think of scratch tickets and lottery as a innumeracy tax. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	lots42 2004-03-22 01:54 pm UTC (link)
	I've been to a few casinos. They won't even let you take the money from the cashier's hands. (They put it on table, you take it) They'd probably explode if you tried to tip an employee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitca 2004-03-22 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	I assume you're not talking about tipping dealers, but tipping the people who cash you out? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rann 2004-03-21 10:52 pm UTC (link)
	No, my dear kris10d or whatever, they're not making you look stupid... you do that every time you comment... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elanor_durall 2004-03-21 11:09 pm UTC (link)
	Kris10std. She has ten STDs? Wow. That's an accomplishment. rimshot (Reply to this)(Parent)

	allen 2004-03-21 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Good LORD. It's a "little known fact" because it's not a fact at all. Otherwise all the people who won money when I worked at Speedway for three months better be coughin' up some dough. (Reply to this)

	l_s_q 2004-03-22 12:23 am UTC (link)
	Are customers_suck and mock_the_stupid having some sort of competition to see which can produce the most spooge? There should be a [Bad username: otfwank_deathmatch] for this... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	l_s_q 2004-03-22 12:25 am UTC (link)
	Sigh. I meant a otfwank_deathmatch. The force of the LJ tag is not with me tonight. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2004-03-22 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	It's never with me. I finally gave up and started bolding people's usernames. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sagralisse 2004-03-22 01:59 am UTC (link)
	It's ridiculous, people!! R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S. Like ridicule, only with no fucking E in it. ::STAB STAB STAB STAB:: (Reply to this)(Thread)

	elanor_durall 2004-03-22 01:56 pm UTC (link)
	Gah. That is one of my biggest pet peeves. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dwarfjen 2004-03-22 02:34 am UTC (link)
	cackles Okay, I admit that when I worked in a betting shop we didn't exactly turn tips down... but that was more like when people won five hundred quid, not twenty. And you certainly don't expect it. More of a 'yay, bonus!' thing there. Did she/he/it borrow their sense of entitlement from the Harry Potter fandom, or what? (Reply to this)

	teratologist 2004-03-22 03:40 am UTC (link)
	But encouraging ridiculous superstitions for financial gain is the American Way! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	khym_chanur 2004-03-22 04:09 am UTC (link)
	Yep. I'm gonna be gettin' a bunch of money from Bill Gates for passing that email on to a bazillion other people!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	marginalsanity 2004-03-23 02:51 am UTC (link)
	You mean... you don't really get money? And here I've been thinking that Billy Gates was such a super duper generous guy! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2004-03-22 04:57 am UTC (link)
	Is it bad I want to pop over to the community and point out that before they start bitching about someone else's stupidity they should learn to use the fucking shift key? Icz (Reply to this)

	musette 2004-03-22 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Holy bejeezus, all that spooge AND an utter lack of respect for anything approaching the rules of English grammar. I love it. (Reply to this)

	vassilissa 2004-03-24 03:44 am UTC (link)
	So stupid she couldn't check the "Don't Email Comments:" box on the update page. (Reply to this)