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I'll admit that my wankdar isn't finely tuned yet, but this seemed a little wanky to me.

The original post:

little known fact - if you play lotto, scratch-offs, etc..when you win a nice amount of money (anything over 20, 25), you should throw the person who printed your ticket a tip, depending on how much you won. and you should also thank them.

Wankslation:

I am entitled to extra money for performing a service for which I'm already paid and takes no extra effort on my part. Why? BECAUSE I'M ENTITLED!

Other lottery ticket printers disagree.

BUT I'M ENTITLED! P.S. You don't want to piss me off, because my resentment will ... er ... have absolutely no effect on your chances of winning next time.

Comments range from "relax, dude" to "you're a retarded monkey who doesn't deserve handouts."

And then there's the best part:

You're all assholes. Stop replying to my post -- UR MAKING ME LOOK STOOPID!