I am Wummun, Hear Me Wank!
On the Ms. boards, Audra posts a link to Heather Corinna's site, calling her a "visionary."

Others beg to diffah, and wank ensues (for which, I might add, several users in the thread have already been banned).

Look! Godwin's Law!

I made it to page 6 before I started skimming any post longer than three paragraphs. Jargon gives me brainache.

What would one say in a situation like this, I wonder? "YOU! Out of my... cause?" (The wankers, not the OP.)