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Mazzling ([info]livii) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-04-03 23:10:00


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"if your to dumb"
My first wank! It's ickle, but it involves grammar, so I shall pet it and present it nonetheless. Although it might disappear soon, the mods tend to clean up the mess quickly.

On found objects, subzerochick posts a photo with the nearly incomprehensible description:

Ok so I know that there some breads that you can bake in the bag, but if your to dumb to not know the difference i'm afraid you may not need to be in a kitchen.

She later makes more mistakes, and gets rebuked for it. Then celticgirl, apparently subzerochick's girlfriend, jumps into the fray with a rebuttal that includes the classic:

Can you NOT find something more constructive to criticize??? What about assholes raping women or molesting children.....why don't you find someone who's REALLY done something wrong and go fuck with them.

The wank continues for a bit after that.

We then get *another* post by subzerochick a short while later, in which the image is sideways. The original grammar correcter flips it, prompting this classic response:

Now how did I know you would fix that for me. Just to letcha in on a little secret....I DID IT ON PURPOSE!!! Just to get under you skin. Sadly, the other poster doesn't rise to the bait.

They also discuss grammar for a bit longer. Which apparently can be terrible, 'cuz, y'know, it's just LJ.


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[info]nevadafighter
2004-04-04 05:33 am UTC (link)
Please tell me there's a law for people who respond to grammar criticism with "It's just LJ/a ML/an email/my resume/the GRE; it's no big deal!"

And if there isn't one there should be. >.<

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[info]livii
2004-04-04 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Heh, yeah. It's one of the more annoying ones.

And also, to avoid posting to my own entry too many times, it just got even better:
your just an asshole.

Also, there's a lovely discussion of typos vs. spelling errors going on, featuring the girlfriend not understanding the difference between the two. :)

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[info]red_eft
2004-04-15 03:14 am UTC (link)
(Old wank, I know, but...)

I'm just amused that the Mockduck (the grammar corrector) "corrects"... an appropriate use of "your."

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